That's illegal

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Lily: See this is why people think you're creepy.

James: Do you think I'm creepy?

Lily: Yes, but you say nice things to me, and I think you smell kinda good.

James: So who's creepy now?

Lily: Still you.

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Sirius (to Remus): You trusted me with a secret and I betrayed you. I'm a monster! If you want, you can tell everyone something embarrassing about me.

Sirius: A tiny spider once crawled into the entrance of my...

Sirius: *awkwardly points towards his crotch*

Remus: I... Okay. I just- I don't really wanna talk about this anymore.

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Peter: Point is, we need to become animagi.

James: But that's illegal.

Peter:

James: I'm fucking with you, I'm in.

Sirius: I'm in too. I heard the word 'illegal'.

A/N I thought it might be nice to put a few headcanons in one part

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