James: Is the equipment secure?
Sirius: Check.
James: Wand loaded?
Sirius: Check.
James: Did you have breakfast?
Sirius: What? That's not on the checklist.
James: I added it because I care about you.
Sirius: No, I did not have breakfast.
James: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
[Sirius, pulling a granola bar from his pocket]
Sirius: Hey, there are little chocolate chips in this.
James: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.
A/N: and don't tell me that James isn't the mother of marauders
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Marauders Headcanons
FanfictionCompilation of marauders headcanons DISCLAIMER: those are not mine, I just find them all over the internet Headcanon - An idea, belief, or aspect of a story that is not mentioned in the media itself, but is accepted by either the media consumer them...
