Margarita: Greetings and salutations--
Peggy: *chokes on water* I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Margarita: I said 'Greetings and salutations'.
Peggy: *takes deep breath* Go on.
Margarita: *???* Okay, um, tell me a bit about yourself
Peggy: Well. . .
*piano begins playing out of fucking nowhere*
Margarita: What's going on?
Peggy: *singing* Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm GAY! Gay means happy. I'm feeling gay today. See my fingers snapping? *rhythmically snaps fingers*
Margarita: I don't get it--
Peggy: *begins twirling around* WANNA SEE THE WORLD, DON'T FEEL NAPPING TO-DAY *throws arms up and smiles and sky*
Margarita: Somebody get this girl some help please.
Peggy: I'm queer! *points at Margarita accusingly* Let's be clear *waves finger and swings hips slightly* When I say the word 'queer' I mean eccentric *holds up right palm* or weird *hold up left palm* And let me tell ya, I'm being sincere, when I say there's nothing wrong with being queer
Margarita: Somebody get me out of here.
Peggy: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii like women. My fellow women. Men and wo-men and ev'rything in between. And beyond women and men, I love everyone! *hugs Margarita* The end!
*piano stops*
Magarita: Is it over?
Peggy: *nods* I don't feel like doing the final part.
Margarita: Thank the lord almighty. Anyways *looks at reader* thank you for letting me, Margarita- -
Peggy: And Peggy!
Margarita:--end this final chapter. The author wants to thank you for reading and laughing along with us for this long. And everyone else would like to thank you as well. Peggy, if you may?
Peggy: *pulls rope opening up a curtain, showing everyone in the story*
*Margarita and Peggy go join everyone as they all join hands. Everyone smiles as they raise their hands above their heads and take their final bow*
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What If They Met? (Hamilton)
FanfictionWhat if the historical figures in Hamilton met their musical version? Lets see! Highest Ranking: #177 in Humor
