Hiya! I have some stuff to tell you awesome readers. Basically, My goal is to have 150 parts in this book. It will be really hard to achieve if I continue the way I have been so far, because generally I do about 10 or so jokes per chapter. Good ones are increasingly to find, and I'm having to sift through a TON of tumblr pages to get good stuff. I also am trying to reuse and copy as little as possible from other people's fanfics. So, I have decided to compromise, and make about half of my chapters like that. The other half I will search up funny book-related memes or images. Anyway, that's what I had to say! Enjoy!
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Life lessons with feirrochase
Magnus: don't break someone's heart, they only have one of those,
Alex: break they're bones instead, they have 206 of those
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Magnus: Do I look straight?
Alex: I hope not
Halfborn: Not since Alex came around
Sam: Nope
TJ: No
Mallory: No
Loki: No
Otis the goat: No
The guy from chapter 63: No
Magnus: I meant my parking...
Alex:
Halfborn:
Sam:
TJ:
Mallory:
Loki:
Otis the goat:
The guy from chapter 63:
The whole world:
The universe:
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Magnus: No. Bad idea.
Alex: There are no bad ideas, Maggie. Only good ones that go horribly wrong.
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Uncle troll Rick: Okay, so I need a character that is obviously not Percy
Rick: Magnus hates the color blue.
Rick: I'm a genuis
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Percy meets a loki kid:
Percy: I can talk to horses cause my dad created one!
Loki kid: Cool! I can talk to them because my dad had a baby with one and gave birth to an eight-legged one!
Percy:
Percy:
Percy:
Percy:
Percy: aNNABETH I WANNA GO HOME NOW
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Magnus, after ten days of knowing he's a demigod: You are the elf, you are the dwarf, you are my aunt Freya, prophecy about a beast? Must be Fenris. You can't be Odin, you must be Loki. You are Hel. Oh this is Vahalla. This place feels dark and cold, must be Niflheim. Also you are the guy mentioned in chapter 63.
Percy, after 2 great wars and some countless number of quests: *looking at nosoi* Ummm, what is this again?
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Percy: *Still alive after 10 books*
Carter and Sadie: *Surviving the apocalypse*
Magnus: *dies at page 50*
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Just imagine if Percy met Magnus(even better if Sadie was there too) The sassiness and sarcasm levels would go off the charts.
PLEASE ANNABETH INTRODUCE THEM SOME TIME
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Samirah: *loses Magnus in a crowd*
Samirah: *screams* I'LL BUY FALAFEL FOR ANYONE THAT YELLS " I LOVE ALEX FIERRO!"
Magnus: I LOVE ALEX FIERRO!
Magnus: wait what
FIERROCHASE PLEASE BE CANON
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Percy: My sword was handed down from hercules himself
Nico: My sword summons and banishes the dead
Hazel: My sword is one of the few imperial gold weapons left
Annabeth: My sword comes from the pit of hell itself
Magnus: My sword talks
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Bai! Thanks for reading!
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✔️ F is for Fandom -Fandom Jokes and Randomness
Randoma compilation of book related memes and tumblr threads about these series: harry potter divergent the hunger games the lunar chronicles the mortal instruments/the infernal devices/ the dark artifices throne of glass a few extra randoms thrown in th...
