Jimin
Why did the ballon go near the needle?
Jimin is typing...
Yoongi
He wanted to become a pop star
Jimin
He wanted to become a pop star!!! xDdddd
Jimin
Hey that's not nice
Yoongi
Your puns are lame Jimin
Jimin
Sorry
Yoongi
No,stupid!You have to defend yourself,not to say sorry
Jimin
Huh?
Yoongi
Okay let hyung explain how life works
Yoongi
When someone says that you suck,what do you say?
Jimin
That it's not true or that they're rude
Yoongi
No!You say 'I suck as much as you get laid,meaning zero'
Jimin
Oh hell naw that's too bad
Yoongi
Or simply say that they suck too
Jimin
But that's what children do
Yoongi
Judging by your behavior,you are a child so no problem
Jimin
That's not true,don't be rude
Yoongi
You failed.You had to defend yourself
Jimin
YOU ARE MY HYUNG,I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING TOWARDS YOU
Yoongi
Defending doesn't necessarily mean throwing shade or cursing someone
Yoongi
You could've said 'Your opinion doesn't matter to me'
Yoongi
No,fuck this.Just say 'Screw you' and you're done
Jimin
I don't like cursing that much,especially older people
Yoongi
I am not old,what are you saying?!
Yoongi
Do you see any wrinkles on my face?
Jimin
Probably yes
Yoongi
Bitch where?!
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Jimin is typing...
Jimin
That highlight makes me wanna pinch your cheeks until they get red
[message not sent]
Yoongi
Maybe you are the one who has wrinkles
Yoongi
Please send a selfie
[message not sent]
Jimin
Don't think so xD
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Yoongi
Reminder,don't pose that hot in a picture that you send to a friend
Jimin
DO I LOOK HOT
Yoongi
Reminder #2,I'm bi
Don't forget that
Jimin
Oh,sorry
Yoongi
I'll find you and I'll smack your head.Do not say sorry
Yoongi
Come on,tell me something better.I'll send that text again and you better reply with something else
Yoongi
Reminder #2,I'm bi
Don't forget that
Jimin is typing...
Jimin is typing...
Jimin is typing...
Jimin is typing...
Yoongi
Hurry up princess
Jimin
Oh,yeah...then...did you like it daddy? ;)
Jimin
nO THAT WAS SO WRONG SHIT
Yoongi
That was straight flirting Jimin
Yoongi
You've just flirted with me
Jimin
Sorry
[message not sent]
Jimin
And I bet you liked it
Yoongi
YES JIMIN.YOU REPLIED WITH SOMETHING BETTER
Jimin
Did i?!?!
Yoongi
Yes and I am proud
Yoongi
And kinda flustered tbh
Jimin
I'm glad,I guess
Seen 9 pm
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Yoongi
You suck
Sent 12 am
Jimin
I suck as much as you get laid,meaning zero
Jimin
And oh,screw you
Yoongi
I might cry I'm so proud
Jimin
💞
Seen 12:02 am
Jimin
Yoongi?
Sent 12:39 am
Seen 12:45 am
Yoongi
Hmm?
Jimin
Thank you for teaching me
Yoongi
Not a problem,I can't stand seeing people not being able to fight back
Jimin
What if I can't fight with my feelings?
[message not sent]
Jimin
Good night
Yoongi
Night
Seen 12:55 am
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I always wanted to write something where Yoongi helps Jimin stand up for himself and I'm happy now.
Btw this kinda sucks I know
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Fanfiction" Now be a good boy and help me find a dog salon's number " ~In which Yoongi got the wrong number from the pet shop and texts a random boy instead ~ ©yoongsoul
