A Good Pounding

Ahem

Ahem.
   
     Ahem.

           Ahem!

     Excuse me, can I have your attention?!

    Thank you. Except for the asshole who yelled no.

   Anyhoo, I have come bearing gifts and those gifts are the chapters im posting. Accept them, prick.

  They may not be in the best shape considering that I am writing as I go and that I am a complete retard. So that means words would be misspelled and punctuation left untouched. If you know the correct words and placement then please help a desperate bitch out.

   I do not have a posting date since I do not have readers. Right. No one is reading this so I'm gonna cut the crap for the people that still are.

   This book will be pretty offensive. Has violence but not evil alpha violence more like angry teen violence. Teens will be getting their ass kicked by your (hopefully) favorite main character!

   This is gonna be a romance book but I don't know how to romance considering I never dated and I stay locked up in my room all day talking to myself. Irrelevant. Thats beside the point though. Anyways I will try my best to make that happen since I do love romance books but not the idea of romance.

   Real life romance sucks ass, man.

  And you know it. If not please dont post your sappy comment about how much you love love or how you love your significant other.

   Dark humor is the best and I'll try to include most of my dark thoughts in here if not then they will be in my other published books.

  I do not want my teen to be angsty, bitchy, whiny, or innocent. Rather, she is a mommy's girl with major anger issues. Like she is not friendly or extroverted. At all.

   If this is taking too long then please skip right ahead to reading. Cus I honestly have no idea what else to say. I just wasted all my thinking energy on this.