Things Girls Do: Things We Agree Are True - Pt. 2
1.) We are the most misunderstood people in the world. We're expected to act like adults, but are treated like children.
2.) Our mom says its her house, but when it comes time to clean, it magically becomes our house too.
3.) Teacher: "I'm having a baby!" Normal people: "Do you know what you're gonna name it?" What we think: SHE HAD SEX?
4.) *Home Alone* Normal people: "Part-ay!" Us: *peeking through an open door because we're afraid a serial killer is out to get us*.
5.) Girl Dictionary: No = Yes, Maybe = No, We need = We want, We need to talk = We need to complain
6.) *Wake up in the middle of the night* Please don't be 7 A.M. Please don't be 7 A.M. *2:00 A.M.* Oh, thank God!
7.) Before Bed = I don't wanna go to bed! In Bed = I don't wanna get up! = Before Shower = I don't wanna shower! After Shower = I don't wanna get out!
8.) Dear sluts, please control your whoremones. Sincerely, us.
9.) When our parents are in the room while we're on the computer, we decide to stare at the Google homepage.
10.) We ask our parents AFTER we make plans.
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