Things _____ Should Know

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Things Girls Do: Things ____Should Know

1.) Dear haters, we have so much for you to be mad at. Be patient.

2.) Dear hand sanitizer, thank you for reminding us about that cut we had.

3.) Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between being hungry and bored.

4.) Dear teacher, we will talk where ever we are. Moving our seat will not help.

5.) Dear haters, we couldn't help but notice that 'awesome' ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u.'

6.) Dear teacher, we were good at math before you decided to mix the alphabet in it.

7.) Dear teacher, we pretend to look for our homework when we know we didn't do it.

8.) Dear phone, we're sorry for screaming, abusing, and throwing you across the room when we're upset. We still love you.

9.) Dear cop car, we slowly sneak on our seatbelts when we see you.

10.) Dear stranger, hey, remember us? We were best friends when you were single.

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Comment down below which number you can relate to the most and why! (':

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