*Fade in on the stage, Tamaki no where in sight, but the recorded applause plays anyways*
Tamaki: *Runs on stage, napkins tucked into the collar of his shirt. He sits in his chair behind the desk, pulling them out.* Sorry, folks! *Laughs* My makeup artist was running a little behind!
*Camera pans over to a blank faced Mori-sempai, holding lipstick and a powder brush. Recorded laughter*
Tamaki: *Camera swings back to him* Welcome to the newest hit show, TAMAKI LIVE! Our guest today is everyone's favorite shape-shifting hot-head, Kyo Sohma! *Recorded applause*
*Camera zooms in on the empty couch across from Tama-chan*
Tamaki: *Sweat drop* Um, he's running a bit late, so for right now, why don't we- *Tamaki is cut off by recorded applause* I didn't say anything yet... *Recorded gasps* What the heck is going on back there?!
2 anonomous voices in unison: Sorry boss! *Recorded laughter* There, now we've got it!
Tamaki: *Sighs*
*A rather agitated Kyo stomps onto the stage, grabbing Tamaki by the shirt and yanking him out of his chair, their faces inches apart*
Kyo: Listen here you little prick! You go over my head again and I will end you!
Tamaki: *sweat drops, but laughs like nothing is wrong* All I did was request that young Tohru send you to visit with us today, I knew she wore the pants in the relationship and-
Kyo: WHAT?! Number one, I wear the pants! Number two, THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP! WE'RE JUST FRIENDS! *Recorded laugh. He turns to face the camera, as if it is the audience.* WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?! *More recorded laughter*
*Kyo throws him back into his chair and Tamaki smiles*
Tama-chan: You're just as ill-tempered as our guest last week! So defensive of your true feelings, it's truly beautiful! *Recorded claps of agreement*
Kyo: *Blushes, his eyebrow twitching wildly* Shutup! *He runs off the stage, his hands balled into fists* I gotta go punch something!
Tamaki: *Laughs, obviously relieved at the lack of tension* Well, my friends, I believe that was enough excitement for now! We'll see you next time, here on, TAMAKI LIVE!
*Fades to black, credits roll*
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Tamaki Live!
FanfictionThe Suoh family has bought a television show, and Tamaki intends to use it to dish out all of the up-to-date gossip in the anime world! Will his personal questions be a little TOO personal? Will he cross a line? Probably. See it here, on TAMAKI LIVE!
