Attention, attention! This is a prank call I made with my friend @aichiin (who is 'Ai' in this book) [and we did this prank call in school :P]. It may contains dirty words, smut and yaoi. Warned you ^.^
Katsu: I just finished watching Free! :D
Ai: Haruka was very excited when the anime finished, you should do something to give him congrats! :D
Katsu: What should I do... (._.)
Ai: I know a very nice way to give him congrats ;)
Katsu: Nani??? >//////////<
Ai: No, I meant to give him a prank call!
Katsu: Oh... >////<
Ai: Call hiiiiiiiiiiimm.... (Whispers: Fuuuuuck hiiiim!!)
Katsu: *dials Number and waits*
Haruka: Hello?
Katsu: O///////o////////O
Ai: (Rin's voice) Oh, hey Haru! ;D
Haruka: Rin?
Katsu: (Nagisa's voice) Haru-chan!! ^.^
Ai: (Rin's voice) Haru, do you want to make yaoi?
Haruka: Eh? What is that? ._.
Katsu: (whispers: Baka non-Otaku TT_TT)
Ai: It's gay se-
Rin: (opens Haruka's door)
Haruka: Rin? (O_O) (looks at the phone) (._.)
Ai: (Yelling) OMFG, IT'S RIN!!! RIN I WANT YOU TO BE MY PILLOW! :D
Katsu + Haruka: ._.
Rin: ._. Who are you?
Ai: (enters Haruka's House) It's me! :D
Rin: 0__0 Ai-san?
Katsu: (follows Ai with the phone) Ai... wait...(pants) for me...
Ai: Don't call me Ai-san! Call me bitch-chan ;)
Rin: Okay... O//O
Katsu: Hey, Haru-senpai!! ^.^
Haruka: Konichiwa, Katsu-san, Ai-san
Ai: It's bitch-chan! Now you shall be punished
Katsu: Faiabado-kun! ^.^
Faiabado: (appears) Domo :)
Rin + Haruka: O.o
Ai: Faiabado,use Vice Claw!
Faiabado: I'm not a fucking Pokemon! :@ (uses Vice Claw)
*Rin and Haruka has fainted. Nagisa gives you 158 $*
Katsu: N-nagisa-senpai, where did you come from? :O
Faiabado: My job is done here. Jane, Katsu-sama ;) ^.^ (disappears)
Ai: Hey, what about me you Red-haired pokemon?!.... Maybe he is a Charmander .__.
Katsu: O-oi! Faiabado-kun is not a Pokemon! >.<
Nagisa: Kat-chan, Ai-chan! ^.^
Ai: Yo, Nagisa! :D (Takes Rin) Bye Nagisa! (Leaves with unconscious Rin)
Nagisa: Bye, Ai-chan! ^.^
Katsu: Ach, I forgot! (Goes Near Haruka) Haru-senpai! :O
Haruka: (Unconscious)
Katsu: (Pout) I'm going to Makoto-senpai! >.<
Nagisa: Ah, Kat-chan! I will take care of Haru-chan! ^.^
Katsu: Arigato gozaimasu, Nagisa-senpai! ^0^ (Leaves and goes home)
Makoto: Where... where am I? ._.
Katsu: Ah, domo, Makoto-senpai! ^.^
Makoto: K-Katsu-san! :)
Katsu: (Opens the door of her House) Come in! ^.^
Makoto: ^.^ (Follows)
Ai: (Above from Rin, on the couch) Don't disappoint me, Rin ^.^
Rin: (Wakes up) H..huh? -.O
Katsu + Makoto: O////////////O Rin-senpai/Rin?????!!!
Ai: Come on baby, be cooperative
Rin: A-Ai!! X/////////X (Nosebleed)
Katsu: (Pulls out Makoto) Gomen!!!
Ai: Meow ;)
Rin: Ai, what are you doing? >///< (Tries to get up)
Ai: I have a sexy foot and I know how to use it!
Rin: Huh? O.o
*Meanwhile*
Katsu: (Eavsdropping) No, don't bring 'Akiyama-kun' in the surface!! >.<
Makoto: What? O__O
Ai: And I know where to use it ;)
Rin: (Thinks dirty) O///////O
Ai: Yeah, think dirty!!!
Katsu: (Breaks in the room) Enough!! (/._.)/ (Grabs Rin and hands him in Makoto)
Ai: No! My Rin!! Rin wants me too!! >:(
Katsu: Ai, bad girl! You can't do this on an anime character!! >.< (Turns to Makoto) Makoto-senpai... get Rin-senpai out of here before I cry! TT.TT
Makoto: Why would you cry? O.O
Rin: (Watches the dramtic scene) 0.0
Katsu: Because I like you, Makoto-senpai!! >//////<
*END OF PART 1*
What is gonna happen? Will Ai get Rin's virginity and lose hers? How Makoto is going to react to Katsu's confession? And what is going on with Nagisa and Haruka? O.o
Wait for the next part soon! ^.^
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Anime Fun Book
HumorRandom crap about anime. Read at your own cost. ✿ First and final book ✿ All Rights Reserved. 2014. Cover made by me; copyright policy.
