Stuck with Bleach?

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You know when you are stuck with Bleach when:

1. You are looking your cellphone for Hollows.

2. You are swallowing little sweets, to see if your Soul is going to left your body

3. When anyone says "strawberry", you are laughing like a psycopath, because you remember that "Ichigo" means "strawberry"

4. Printing Bleach characters and stuck their figures to your locker

5. Yell "Bankai!!" to see if anything paranormal happens

6. Getting mad if nothing happens when you say it

7. Calling Kido phrases, to see if any blast will destroy someone

8. Trying to open a door in the air like Ulquiorra, to see if you are going to go to Hueco Mundo

9. Calling someone short "Toshiro"

10. Trying to see if any of your stuffed animals talk or move

11. Singing Bleach openings, even if they are in Japanese

12. Trying to figure out if Renji will confess to Rukia

13. Sitting like Renji in Urahara's shop

14. Looking very close any orange-headed boy in the street

15. Making the laugh of Hichigo

16. Watching again and again the dramatic scene when Ichimaru dies

17. Watching in slow motion Aizen dying while laughing evily

18. Asking yourself again and again if Ulquiorra liked Orihime

19. Spelling very dramatically "Scatter, Senbozakimaru" like Byakuya

20. When anyone says that he don't know what Bleach is, you want to treat him like Hiyori does to Ichigo

21. Trying to make the move which Ichigo does when he wants his Hollow mask to appear

22. Want to know how Toshiro's hair have this shape

23. Trying to make Ichimaru's smirk and his closed eyes

24. Watching over and over Ichigo's second Bankai

25. Your parents are sick of hearing about Bleach

26. Want to cough blood like Ukitake

27. Speaking with your imaginary zanpakuto

28. Yelling "Bankai!" to class when everyone is silenced

29. When you see a bald guy is the street, you yell "Ikkaku!!!!"

30. Trying to make Yoruichi's moves

31. Start dancing Ikkaku's dance

32. Checking your body to see if you have Renji's tattoos

33. Watching Bleach episodes every time you get home from school

34. Watching funny Bleach moments

35. Staring at the sky to see if a Hollow appears

36. Having Hichigo's laugh as your ringtone

37. Wearing a glove and then pressing it against your forehead, to see your soul getting out of your body

38. Wearing bandanas in your head, like Renji

39. Yelling "Sode no Shiroyuk!" every time someone says "First dance"

40. Printing Ikkaku's head and writing "XD" with a red marker on it

41. Know to sing every single opening/ending/song of Bleach

42. Acting like Urahara some times

43. Drawing Rukia's doodles

44. Watching the TV to see if Head Captain Yamamoto appears

45. Trying to stab someone with your hand like Grimmjow

46. Drawing black tears on your face

47. Yelling to strangers if they want an Ichigo

48. Smirking when they are saying 'yes'

49. Climbing your roof and start watching the sky

50. Trying to yell "Bankai" like Ichigo does

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