Coma ABRIDGED

Chapter 1 - The Ty is Falling

ADAM'S POV

Hi! My name's Adam. I'm just a normal guy, with a normal life, who has the 16th most subscribed YouTube channel with nearly 10,000,000 subscribers.

But that's not important.

I like playing Minecraft with my friends. There, my screen name is Sky. Although I never really knew why I chose that name. I mean, I don't really specifically love the sky. I mean, yeah, the sky is cool, it's...uh, blue...big...but it's really high up, and falling from it could be, like, really bad. And painful.

That morning, I woke up falling from the sky-HOLY MORGAN FREEMAN'S FRECKLES I WAS FALLING FROM THE SKY!

No, Adam, stay calm, I told myself.

I took a deep, soothing breath, like that sexy yoga trainer on the Wii Fit always tells you to do.

(Seriously, in all fairness Nintendo modeled her boobs really well.)

Then I remembered I was falling thousands of feet surely to my death.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" I screamed for a while.

"Oh, haha, hey there...uh, fancy meeting you here," a familiar voice said awkwardly.

I turned my head to see my friend Jason.

Except...he was in his minecraft skin. Which was was a mudkip in a suit.

"JASON! AAAAAAAAAH! WHY ARE YOU A MUDKIP IN A SUIT?!" I asked/screamed/asked.

"What? No I'm not! Uh, I'm my minecraft skin, a spaceman...Oh, wow, haha, look at that, I'm my minecraft skin, a spaceman...uh...wow," Jason said. He was, like, sooo awkward like oh my god like seriously.

"No, I'M a mudkip in a suit," another voice said. Jason and I turned to see our other friend Ian falling with us too.

"No you're not. You're like, some guy. With sunglasses. And a beard. I hate everyone," Our other other friend Ty said. "TY! AAAAAAAH! YOU'RE A MUDKIP IN A SUIT!" I screamed.

"What? Dude shut up. I'm my minecraft skin...which is just, like, a guy. In a shirt. And pants. And headphones. I can, like, be who I wanna be. I hate everyone," Ty said.

"Oh ma gaawd who's a mudkip in a suit? What's a mudkip?" Our other other other friend Mitch asked. He was in his minecraft skin, too, which basically looked exactly like him so it wasn't really that different....unoriginal punk.

"I am a mudkip in a suit." Our other other other other friend Jerome said. Jerome was always the loudest and most happy out of all of us. He was in a suit, but he wasn't a mudkip....

"JEROME AAAAAAAH YOU'RE A CHIHUAHUA IN A SUIT," I screamed.

"No I am not Adam. I am a Bacca in a suit but not a mudkip in a suit." Jerome said. Gee, he was REALLY full of energy. Probably because we were falling to our deaths. Crap I just remembered. "AAAAAAAAAAH," I screamed for no real reason.

"We are falling." Jerome said.

"God Jerome you don't have to be so mean about it! I hate everyone," Ty said.

"Hey guys...I have a funny pun," Ian told us.

We all stared at him. Except for Mitch. Mitch was busy cartwheeling in the air.

"Are you going to share your pun with us." Jerome asked.

"....Oh!" Ian exclaimed. "Yeah, get this............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................the TY is falling!"

Everyone stared at him. Except Mitch. He was still cartwheeling in the air. "Wheeeeee, death!"

"Oh! Uh, haha, I get it, because Ty is falling from the sky..." Jason realized.

"Hahahaha..." we all laughed.

"That was a very clever pun that you had there Ian you could not possibly make another pun as good as any other person because nobody has a name that is sky-related." Jerome commented.

"Gee, Jerome, calm down it wasn't THAT funny!" Ian sighed.

"Groooouuuuuuund!" Mitch said happily while still cartwheeling.

"I hate everyone," Ty said, then everything went a very, very, dark gray.

Not black. That's unoriginal. Everything turned a very very dark gray.