➢ sixty seven

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well i had fun coming up with their nicknames in their group chat. can you guess who's who?

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GROUP CHAT

totally not an innocent angel 😇:
we should all go out to dinner tonight before we go back to work tomorrow!!

how's the weather up there? ☀️:
i'm game!

dick 👅:
i'm in!

rob(ot) 🤖:
me too!

squirrel 🐿:
me three!

lucifer 😈:
as long as there's alcohol!!

that british guy 🇬🇧:
i'll go!

fuck off lucifer go suck a dick 🍆:
i'm in!

dick 👅:
matt when did you change your nickname

fuck off lucifer go suck a dick 🍆:
a few days ago

lucifer 😈:
okay well i can suck rich's dick

rob(ot) 🤖:
you're going to suck dick's dick?

lucifer 😈:
i guess so

that british guy 🇬🇧:
why are mark and rich always flirting with each other like this

dick 👅:
because we are fuck buddies, duh!!

squirrel 🐿:
aren't you both married?

dick 👅:
oh jensen. misha still has a lot to teach you about open relationships.

totally not an innocent angel 😇:
i see that....

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okay so just to clarify: rich and mark aren't actually fucking. it was just meant to be them messing around.

also, if you couldn't figure out everyone's usernames, here's a key:

totally not an innocent angel 😇: misha
how's the weather up there? ☀️: jared
dick 👅: richard
rob(ot) 🤖: rob
squirrel 🐿: jensen
lucifer 😈: mark p.
that british guy 🇬🇧: mark s.
fuck off lucifer go suck a dick 🍆: matt

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