Chapter 2: Pitiful Severed Head-chan!

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After being kicked up high as lifting over thirty times, severed head young lady's heart finally broke.

Mine would too

"I'm, I'm shorry...., already. Stop the highhigh, hikku. I will, be good, pleash shtop already......!"

Crying sounds be strange

For some reason, severed head-chan is apologising while crying, she who has died and become just a severed head wouldn't have her heart broken so simply by being kicked in the face up into the air, so I have no intention of accepting such an insincere apology.

But more importantly than that trivial matter, I'm filled with a sense of accomplishment.

After all, this is the first time I managed to do lifting continuously this long. This is definitely because I am one with the ball. It's wonderful.

Be one

"......what, what's with you. Doing something like kicking your friend–"

Why not?

You have a complaint? Once again, shall we begin from dribbling practice? With severed head-chan I feel like I can take on a regular.

Go pro basketball

"Hee-. I'm, I'm sorry, you are right......! I'm all wrong. Bu, but please stop with the lowlow too......!"

lowlow is worse than highhigh

Yep. This is quite a nice state. The lifting and dribbling had an effect. To establish friendship, soccer really is the best.

Well, let's stop playing around and start taking action.

Evil approaches

"That torture just now was playing around......actually never mind. Then, what do you mean by action......?"

Just games? It's escaping.

As a suspicious person carrying her own severed head, I can't just keep standing around outside under the sun after all.

You will get sunburned

"Yeah, yeah. Understood. But, escape to where?"

Run for the hills

Ignoring the question from severed head-chan who recovered surprisingly quickly, I ran my gaze along the stone pavement.

This country has a properly set up drainage system, so probably around here......ah, there it is. Then, if I do this here......oh. It really did open. As expected, compared to modern japan, the security is a lot weaker. Also, this body has quite a lot of strength. Maybe because I'm a zombie. I think this is pretty heavy for a girl to open but it opened unexpectedly easily. My limiters might have been released.

Human body is amazing

"Eh? We, we are going in here......?"

Yup!

Severed head-chan raised a suspicious voice at my noisy preparations. What I had just opened, was what was known in Earth as a manhole.

Basically I have chosen to escape to the sewer system spread out underneath the town.

I thinking it's a good place for hiding temporarily. Even in modern times, depending on the country, it has become a hangout for the homeless and since the sun does not shine down there, it is perfect for me who is a zombie now.

Thus in contrast with severed head-chan who is frowning in disgust, I happily descended into the sewers. It's okay. I won't feel anything even if I grab and throw away a cockroach with my bare hand. What I cannot deal with is just the whole ghost-type horror stuff. Hm? The me right now? Zombies are classified as splatter so it's okay. Splatter is my favourite.

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