Perfect Guys Only Exist On YouTube (an O2L fanfic)

YouTube Channel and Pranking Ricky

The concert ended and we were trapped in the stage area because so many fans were screaming. I looked around and most of them were little prepubescent children. I turned to Connor who turned away, obliviously hurt. I let out a breath of exhaustion and aggravation. I wanted to go home and go to sleep and wake up then go back to da bae's house. One Direction's security guard let us through and we all piled back into the car. I was dropped off at my house and I heard another car door shut, it was Kian, a burning anger was clear in his face. No doubt I was in trouble... I saw Ricky's car drive away and Kian walked up to me. "Kassie, remember what I told you?" He said quite firmly. My insides bubbled with the feeling of sickness, fear, embarrassment, happiness, excitement and anger. "Jc and Connor are different, you know that! They're not like Chris" I yelled walking into my house and slamming the door. I walked up to my room. I was in the middle of putting on pjs when my door opened. Kian sat on my bed. "I'm sorry..." He said. I sat next to him and he pulled me into a tight hug. He broke it and said he had to go back home. I just shrugged and he turned around before leaving. "I disagree with this and you will be under close watch by my spies." He coughed and it oddly sounded like he said "O2L" I sighed and fell back onto my mattress. I pulled out my laptop and set it next to me on my bed. I typed into the search bar 'YouTube' and then O2L. I watched some Jc and Connor videos and I wanted to comment on one. I had to make an account so I set one up and added a picture of me and all the guys. I posted on one of the whole group of O2L video where they were acting like the idiots they are. (I say this because it's kinda like a brother sister relationship between them, personally, I love o2l, no hate pls.) I commented "Oh my God, you're such idiots!" I can already feel the hate! I posted it and subscribed to all my friends. I looked at my replies and I was getting hate, but I was fine with it, the real guys knew what I meant. I put on a baggy Kid Cudi t shirt and leggings with my red vans and a white beanie and got on my penny board. I went to the o2l house and prayed for somebody to be awake. To my luck, they all were, Kian and Connor still a little grumpy looking. I set my penny board near the big double doors and sat down on the couch between Jc and Ricky. "I created a YouTube, but I don't have any videos. Wanna help me make one?" I asked. "YES!" They all agreed, even Connor seemed excited. Maybe filming vids puts him in a happy place or something, I don't know. "What should we do?" I asked shrugging. "Truth or Dare or a Q&A" Kian suggested. "Truth or Dare!" We all agreed. I got the tripod, camera already on and charged and put it in front of the couch. Before I turned it on, I turned around to face them. "I still don't know O2L's filming schedule so... who's day is it?" I asked. "It's Sunday, nobody's day, but Connor is tomorrow, we could film a video for his channel." Jc said. I did like the idea. I turned to Connor. "Can we?" I asked smiling. "Sure. Less work for me." He said. I turned on the camera and sat on the couch as it started recording. "Hey, I'm Kassie, Kian's cousin! I'm here with 4/6 of O2L! Yaaaaay! We went onto Twitter and asked for some truths and dares, Connor and Kian are writing them down in the kitchen." I said pointing to the kitchen even though they couldn't see. "Hurry up!" Ricky yelled snapping his fingers. I laughed and they came over. "Sorry they might be sloppy because SOMEONE," Kian said glaring at Ricky and nudging him in the rib, "Made us rush!" He finished. "I'm editing all this shit out." I said to them. "Jc kissed Kassie!" Kian yelled through the house it echoing off the walls. "Oh, the power of editing." I said. "Who wants to go first?" I asked shaking and jumbling up all the truths and dares that were in the bowls. "It's your video." Jc said. "Okay. I'll start with a truth." I said reaching for it. I cleared my throat really loudly and read, "Is there something going on between Kassie and Jc?" I stopped at Jc even though it said 'cause I ship it, #Kustin' I looked around at the guys and Ricky gave me the 'its all you' look. "No..." I said passing the bowls to Ricky. That question hit me somewhere and I didn't know where, it just got under my skin, made me wanna rampage through the city. I calmed myself down thought when Ricky's dare was to cover himself in peanut butter and have anyone lick it off. Everyone laughed as he put peanut butter on his cheek. "Okay, Anastasia would be least awkward, I don't want a guy licking my face." He said. I squeaked as he jutted out his cheek towards me. "Am I just supposed to like it, or lick it off?" I asked. "Just lick it." Connor said. I licked his cheek and shuddered at the taste. Peanut butter is the worst thing ever, I HATE peanut butter all by itself. Ricky washed it off while Connor, Kian Jc and I blabbed on. I was gonna edit it out of course. He came back. We did 3 each on my channel and 3 on Connor's channel stopping the camera between each one so we could edit and upload separately. "Well, I'm gonna go edit, night guys." Connor said getting up. "Does anyone have a computer I can use?" I asked stretching from sitting down for about two hours straight. I looked at the time, 2:37 am. "I do." Ricky said. "Follow me." I followed him and walked into his room, I plopped down onto his bed couch thing as the editing software loaded up. I played with his big Pikachu and took mirror selfies, from his bed. I uploaded one to Twitter and Instagram with Ricky's butt sticking out, probably on purposes, you know him. I captioned it, 'Look at dat booty doe. @Rickypdillon' "Look at dis" I said showing him the pic. He laughed. "Is that me?" He asked. "No, it's Obama." I said sarcastically. I giggled. He looked at the computer screen and told me it was done loading. I went to the chair and sat down. I started spinning and forgot why I came up here in the first place. Did I mention I have ADD? Not AIDS, ADD." I stopped spinning and looked at the computer. Ricky was asleep, that was fast. I edited it to perfection, added text where it had to be, zoomed in on our faces when it was necessary because, let me just say, O2L and I can make some pretty weird faces, made a thumb nail and went to YouTube. I signed Ricky out of his account and uploaded mine. It said I had to wait about 30 minutes. I found Ricky's vlogging camera and went out to the hall. I walked into Kian's room where he was on his phone. "Sup?" He asked. I turned on the camera. "Okay, I know Ricky already said bye, but I'm going to end this video by pranking him. I went to his room, his light was on because I was just here. I showed them him and left, quietly shutting the door. Once I was out of his room I turned the camera to my face. "Okay were going to do the whipped cream and feather prank thing!" I said running down the stairs Kian following. I turned on the lights and vlogged the fridge I took the whipped cream out and before shutting the fridge I said. "And this is what 4/6 of O2L keep in their fridge. I nodded and smirked showing my face. I walked over to the silverware. "We don't have a feather, so we're going to lightly touch his face with this spoon. I said. I went into his room and put the camera on his desk. I opened his hand and put some into his hand. I put some into my mouth from the can. Kian tapped my shoulder and pointed to his open mouth. I gave him some and he smiled giving the camera a thumbs up. I giggled silently and dragged the spoon lightly across the bridge of his nose. I took a step back and did it again after no reaction. This time, it worked. It splat onto his face making a squish sound. He woke up with a start and looked at me. I ran away with Kian laughing and he chased after us. I managed to grab the camera. "I hate you guy!" He yelled. He cornered us, but I knew he'd never hurt us. I showed the camera on him. "I hate them!" He yelled wiping off some of the whipped cream and putting it into his mouth. "We love you!" Kian yelled. "Ya nasty." I said snapping and waving my neck. "It's good! Want some?" He asked putting some into my open laughing mouth. "Eww!" I laughed and shut off the camera. "Wait, isn't that mine?" Ricky asked pointing at the camera. "Yup." Kian said. "Night bitches." I said walking downstairs. "I'm sleeping on the couch." I said walking over to it. I layed down kicking off my shoes and instantly falling asleep. I walked upstairs and into Ricky's room. He was on his computer, Jc was sleeping on his bed and Kian was laying on his floor. "Where's Con?" I asked sitting next to a sleeping Jc. "He's filming with Meghan." Ricky said yawning. "What time is it?" I asked rubbing the back of my neck. "9:55, almost 10:00" he said looking in the corner of his computer. I laid next to Jc and took a selfie. I captioned it on instagram and Twitter "With da bae @jccaylen" Probably not a good idea, there were tons of comments saying, 'OH MY GOD THEY SLEPT TOGETHER!' And 'I ship it #Kustin' and 'Bitch, get away from my husbands' This is gonna be a long journey of friendship.