Hi!
So here is a chapter on Funny Jokes
Hope you enjoy, I did copy and paste so no copyright was intended....
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Chapter 25: Jokes
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
-With a Cowculator
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
-Beef-flat
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
-Too many cheetahs
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
-Mice Krispies
What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
-A Golden Receiver!
What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper?
-Rough! Rough!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to you, just let me in!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yachts
Yachts who?
Yachts up, doc?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Vera
Vera Who?
Vera few people think these jokes are funny!
So these are BLONDE JOKES, and I as an author would just like to say that I have nothing against blondes AT ALL, I just find these funny..... so no offense.
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it!
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