The Book of Random

That Awkward Momement when...

Hey people of Earth, I hope...

Today I'm taking a different look at randomness, cause today instead of facts I'm giving a little humor.

This book is just in my mind hilarious, cause it is so true.

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Chapter 20: That Awkward Momement When.....

That awkward momement when you blurt out an answer so confidently only to find out that you were WRONG!!! - That happened to me the other day in front of a guy who was really hot, to this day I am embarassed.

That awkward moment when your dentist asks you a question while their hands are in your mouth.

That awkward moment when you tell a joke and nobody laughs

That awkward moment when your stomach growls in an incredibaly quiet space and everyone looks at you.

That awkward moment when you crumple a piece of paper in class and shoot it in the recycle bin only to miss and have to pick it up and put it in yourself, - thats never happened to me, but Im sure it has to a couple of you guys!

That awkward moment when you accidently send a message to the wrong person and in that messege is wither a secret, or gossip about that person - this happened to me, except it was me talking about a hot guy, and I sent it to the hot guy, but it was in my favor cause he asked me out the next day!

That awkward moment when your watching amovie with your family including your grandparents, and the sex scenes come up - Thats really awkward, my dads just like, "Ummm..." (cricket cricket)

That awkward moment when Edward and Santa are watching you sleep at the same time.

That awkward moment when you say a sentence that doesnt sound right, or as right as it did in your head.

That awkward silence.

That awkward moment when you're finishing to paint your nails and you have a wedgie

That awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone eating a banana, if you know what I mean,

That awkward moment when you type your password into the username slot

That awkward moment when your dad tries to tell a joke in front of your friend - this happend to me, but it was infront of my bf (the hot guy)

That awkward moment when you decided whether to hug or not.

That awkward moment when someone deletes you on BBM, Facebook etc.

That awkward moment when someone deletes a comment on Facebook, and it looks like you are talking to yourself.

That awkward moment when someone calls you down to the stage to recieve an award, only to find out they were talking to the person with the same name as you.

That awkward moment when you drop a coin in front of a homeless person.

That awkward moment when youre checking yourslef out in the window of a car, only to find out that someone is in it.

That awkward moment when you relize you entered the wrong room

The awkward when you read "moment" and realize its not even there - HA! I got you...

That awkward moment when you are typing without looking at the screen, and then realize you havent typed a thing,

That awkward moment when you take you one legged friend to IHOP

That awkward moment when Rapunzael tries to whip her hair back and fourth

That awkward moment when a ugly person asks you if they are pretty.

That awkward moment when you are talking about someone and they are right behind you.

That awkward moment when you dont know the persons name and they say,"Hi, (your name)" and you just have to say,"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

That awkward moment when you sleepover someones house and wake up before they do and all you can do is stare at the ceiling.

That awkars moment when you didnt end the phone call and started talking about that person you were just talking to

That awkward moment when you go visit a previous a teacher and they dont remember you

That awkward moment when you trip in PE

That awkard moment when you make a fating sound with the chair, but they dont believe you so you try do it again, and it doesnt happen -  That happend to my friend, but it had to do with her clarinet not working.

That awkward moment when people say, "You two should go out "

That awkward moment when I say that this chapter is over, and I would like you to please VOTE COMMENT AND FAN!!

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