I'm Not A Ninja! (Naruto Fanfiction)

Kali is a weird, hyper, and sarcastic teenage girl, well almost teenage. She has to have the last word, couldn't live without her I-Pod, and has an interesting knack for animals. She didn't grow up in the best of places, but now as it seems like everything is finally going to be normal, she somehow ends up in Naruto. Lost and utterly confused, she's taken in by the Leaf Village and put into Team 7. Everything is going okay, minus you know the whole she-could-die-at-any-moment-from-ninjas (or a heart attack from these anime guys' hotness - although she doesn't mind that one), and for some odd reason, everyone keeps mistaking her for a ninja.