11 ⊳ GROUP CHAT

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SCINTILLA
xi. group chat
❝YOU PUT A FORK AND A PLASTIC BOWL IN THE MICROWAVE.❞

'YEUN MAN'
STEVEN YEUN

YEUN MAN
ya boi is here

ATHENA
ya boi is leaving

YEUN MAN
you love me really

ATHENA
whatever helps you sleep at night, yeun man.

YEUN MAN
have you read the script yet?

ATHENA
"have you read the script yet?"
aha
aha
when do i ever read the scripts, yeun man?
everybody knows that i read them the night before filming or the morning of filming.
so, with that being said, does it look like i have read the script?

YEUN MAN
idk bc i can't see you
but i would like to

ATHENA
is that your way of asking me to come outside to meet you?

YEUN MAN
i was thinking of my house because what even is outside?

ATHENA
apparently it's a place with like, trees and things.
or as rick grimes would say, stuff and thangs.

YEUN MAN
did you really just quote rick

ATHENA
ofc i did
did you honestly expect anything less of me?

YEUN MAN
i really didn't.
anyways, do you want to come mine or not?

ATHENA
hmmm, idk.
you do eat all my chicken nuggets
you also snore
and you drool on me
and you smell strange

YEUN MAN
DAYUM OKAY THEN CALM
I DON'T DROOL ON YOU AND I DON'T SMELL STRANGE, AND WHO SAID WE WOULD BE SLEEPING?!

ATHENA
tru but you do eat all my chicken nuggets and you do snore (only softly tho if that counts for anything)
also, when don't we sleep? we fall asleep anywhere and everywhere.
knowing us, we'll decide to watch something on netflix and ten minutes into it we'll both be asleep.

YEUN MAN
hOW DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THIS?

ATHENA
i've been your best friend for six to seven years, yeun man.
i have also slept next to you on multiple occasions,
remember all the plane flights?
remember all the times we were drunk and passed out on the sofa?
remember all the times one of us was upset and the other person comforted the other one until we fell asleep?

YEUN MAN
oh yeah

ATHENA
sometimes I wonder why I'm friends with you bc you're so forgetful

YEUN MAN
why so mean?

ATHENA
bc it's true
jk

YEUN MAN
you love me really.
also, you're not coming anywhere near my microwave.

ATHENA
wHY NOT?!

YEUN MAN
WHY NOT?!
YOU PUT A FORK AND A PLASTIC BOWL IN THE MICROWAVE LAST TIME AND IT BLEW UP!

ATHENA
SO?!
I PAID FOR A NEW (and better) ONE!

YEUN MAN
THAT IS NOT THE POINT!

ATHENA
IT SO IS!
btw I'm outside so let me in

YEUN MAN
I GAVE YOU KEYS FOR A REASON, Y'KNOW!

ATHENA
I LEFT THEM AT HOME!

YEUN MAN
of course you did.

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