Spirit Animals On Drugs

"Leopard Girl"

This contains spoilers from Season 1 Against The Tide and Season 2 The Return And The Burning Tide!
-Oceanus-

Keeper: *Helps, Rollan, Meilin, Conor and Abeke get Mulop's talisman*
Meilin: *Turns evil and grabs Abeke and they start fighting*
Abeke: Help!!!
Keeper: Ain't no body got time for dat!
Meilin: *Takes Abeke away*
Keeper: *Whistles and walks away*
Rollan and Conor: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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-Greenhaven-
Animal_Worshipper: It was a bootiful day for the Greencloaks. Everyone was running and screaming as Zerif destroyed the castle and fed his children little parasites. The warriors screamed in happiness as the little baby parasites crawled up to their head and gave them a lovely tattoo of a spiral while the Greencloaks dreamed of magical butterflies and ponies. Now it was Olvan's turn to eat. Zerif KINDLY gave one to Olvan. Olvan "ate" it and he was so hyped he ended up knocking pots and pans around. He also faceplanted on the floor.

-Stetriol-
*Gerathon, Gar and Shane play Call Of Duty*
Gerathon: WHO SHOT MEEEEE?!?!?!? *character dies on the screen*
Gar: Totally not me!
Shane: Umm it was Gar I saw him *character crouches behind a truck*
Gar: What?! No it wasn't! *character runs into a shop*
Gerathon: *Character respawns, her character cannot move cuz Gerathon has no hands*
Gar: Are you sure you want to play this game, Gerathon?
Gerathon: What do you mean am I sure? OF COURSE I WANNA PLAY!!!!!
Gar: Okay calm down...
Gerathon: ;-;
Shane: *Character gets blown up by a grenade* FUUUUUUUUU (The rest of this sentence has been censored :3)

-Outside Stetriol (In The Sea)-
Abeke: *Has been captured*
Meilin: *Unconcsious*
Zerif: *Walks in and dabs*
Abeke: ...
Meilin: *Wakes up* ...
Zerif: ⊙ω⊙
Abeke and Meilin: *Getting freaked out*
Zerif: *Rolls around the floor and off the deck and into the water*
Abeke: What the..?
Meilin: I think he has problems
Abeke: Agreed

-On A Volcano In The Middle Of No Where-
Kirat: *Gives a massive speech about fighting the Wyrm*
All the little kids: HE'S AMAZING *Falls in love*
Cabaro: *Stands next to Kirat looking fabulous* my hooman slave >:3
Kirat: *Finishes speech*
Rollan and Abeke: *Claps*
Kirat: Was I good?
Rollan: More than good
Abeke: You were awesome
Kirat: Thanks, but if you don't mind me I'm just gonna eat Cheetos while you fight the Wyrm
Abeke and Rollan: Wait what? O_o
Kirat: *Pulls out a packet of Cheetos*
Abeke: Are you serious?
Rollan: *Steals his Cheetos and runs*
Kirat: Hey! *Chases*
Random Redcloak: Hey gurl heyyy
*Benny Hill song starts playing*
Rollan: *Keeps running with the Cheetos*
Kirat: Stop!
Rollan: *Accidently falls into lava*
Kirat: :O

WASTED

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Part 9 coming soon!