This chapter contains spoilers for Heart Of The Land in the second series!
-Amaya-
Rollan: *Is climbing a rock/cliff thing*
Meilin: WE MUST GET DIS ROCK
Rollan: *Falls* AHHHH MUMMY!!!!
Meilin, Abeke, Conor: *Stops* O.o
Rollan: *Is saved by Tarik's cloak* phew
*Everyone calms down*
Rollan: *Cloak rips and keeps falling* AHHHHHHHHHH
Meilin: ROLLAN D:
Rollan: *Faceplants into the ground*
Tarik's cloak: TROLOLOLOLOLOL xD
That did not actually happen
-About 10km away probs-
Worthy: DIE! *Slaps Oathbound person*
Oathbound person: NYA!
Worthy: What da heck
Oathbound person: NUMA NUMA AYE *Sits on Worthy*
Worthy: *Gets crushed* TELLUN...
Princess Song: *Pops up* HEY KITTY CAT
Worthy: *No reply*
R.I.P Worthy (Not literally)
-At Tarik's Funeral In Rise And Fall-
*Everyone cries*
*Shane comes flying in on top of Halawir* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BIRD!!!
Olvan: WHAT?! WTF?!
Abeke: :0
Shane: I NEVER HIT THE ROOF SO HARD!
Halawir: ....
Conor and Rollan: SHANE!
Shane: ALL YOU EVER DID WAS... STEAL A TALISMAN!
Keeper: *Slowly clapping* Shaking mah head...
-Battle Of Arax-
Jooles: *Gets thrown off a cliff* I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!
-Battle Of Dinesh-
Lishay: *Is about to get stabbed*
Zhosur: *Jumps in front* DON'T TOUCH LE HUMAN! *dies*
Lishay: D:
-Battle Of Cabaro-
Rollan: *Is about to get eaten by Gerathon*
Tarik: *Jumps in front* DON'T TOUCH LE CHILD!
Gar: *Kills him*
R.I.P... Fave character
-Battle Of Suka-
Suka: *Roars*
Rollan: OH MY! WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE! :O
Suka: Oh thanks honeyyyyy *Sassy*
-Battle Of The Wyrm-
Wyrm: *Still listening to I'm A Barbie Girl*
-Heart Of Le Land-
Worthy: *Tail escapes pants and pokes Meilin's face*
Meilin: *Grabs it and yanks*
Worthy: *Sounds like Michael Jackson* OW!
-Rap Battle Of Conor and Rollan-
Conor: Falcon Master? More like Pigeon Master,
Your new title almost makes me say Falcon Pasta,
You say you have Essix under control,
But it looks like you just lost your mole...
Rollan: Oh Conor, have you forgotten about that Iron Boar?
That little worm inside your body must've crawled up some more,
It causes you to fight without even stopping,
Making you a slave to that disgusting giant blob,
At least Meilin wasn't like that, you dirty little snob!
Conor: You're the one who lost the Crystal Polar Bear,
You're the one who also lost our damn mentor,
For the love of Mulop, Rollan! This is something I can't bare!
I'm on a mission,
But Meilin was my suspicion,
I guess I was right all along,
And everybody else was wrong.
Rollan: I dealt with tougher enemies more than you,
It's not my fault your thoughts turned blue,
It was Tarik's choice to die, not mine,
He wanted me to live because it wasn't my time,
At least people die for me,
While you just flee.
WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?!
Part 17 coming soon!
I'm not very good at rapping xD
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Spirit Animals On Drugs
HumorIn the world of Erdas, Greencloaks and Conquerors are acting strangely. Their only mission is to be as fabulous as Cabaro The Lion, but to succeed they must argue and fight to win. Gerathon wanted chocolate muffins, but Halawir had eaten all of the...
