Kings 4 Anarchy

The Very 'Special' Song

My dad is an ass,

He's always smoking that grass,

He cheated on my mom,

And then he was gone,

He went to jail,

And got stabbed with a nail,

He tried to come back,

But just got shot at,

By my grandma,

Who's the type to whack ya,

She didn't do it to him,

Cause I was there with 'em,

My dad is just a fag,

Who likes to fuck hags,

My mom was the only good one,

Trust me I've met my stepmom,

Truth is I kinda miss him,

But I need to stop bitchin,

Because this life is just fucked,

About to get sucked,

Since my dick is so long,

Longer than a bong,

That's why I got these cars,

And I'm spitting these bars,

I've got girls left and right,

But all they do is fight,

These girls,

They make me do curls,

Cause they take it from the back,

And I don't give'em any slack,

I got a new one everyday,

And I don't even pay,

Because of this dick,

That's pretty damn slick,

I'm not even picky,

I'll always leave a hickey,

So I'll end it now,

As I take a bow,

But holy hell,

Somebody ring a bell,

There he is,

Drunk and taking a piss,

He doesn't even know,

That he's at my show,

He's trying to grab some pussy,

But then runs away like a wussy,

I pull out a knife,

To end his life,

Then I realize he's dead,

He's always been in my head,

So I turn and walk away,

His time will come another day.