You are chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Asdfghjkl.
Stranger: Di parin ako makamove on :(
You: Ha? You have an ex?
Stranger: Hindi ganun!
You: Anong hindi ganun? You can't move on? From who? From what?
Stranger: Hulaan mo.
You: Tae ka.
Stranger: Joke eto na sasabihin ko na ngaaa
You: ?
Stranger: Ikaw kasi eh
You: What?
Stranger: Yung kiss kasi e
You: THE FUCK?
You: Grabe wag mo na ipaalala
Stranger: Bat naman ay? Privilege ngang makiss ako eh
You: DUH! That wasn't a kiss
You: Just a peck
Stranger: Peck or kiss, natouch parin ng lips mo yung cheeks ko
You: WHATEVER! At mas maoverwhelm ka dapat kasi
Stranger: Kasi?
You: KASI YOU WERE GIVEN A PECK ON THE CHEEK BY NONE OTHER THAN ME
Stranger: Hinay hinay naman sa capslock, babe.
Stranger: Pero nakikilig ako
You: ./.
Stranger: Hala sya oh!
You: Seen.
Stranger is typing...
Stranger: Matutulog ka na?
You: Hmm. No. Kakatapos ko lang magshower eh
Stranger: You know, Grayden Spell
Stranger: You shouldn't tell me things like that especially that...
Stranger: I'm a man, Grayden
You: So what?
Stranger: ughh. Nevermind.
You: Rest ka na nga.
Stranger: I might get a deep sleep and not wake up at ten pm
You: Beats me
Stranger: Totoo ngaaaa
You: Tss. Tara sa labas?
Stranger: Gagawin natin?
You: Do you wanna meet my cousin?
Stranger: Lilac?
You: rolling my eyes right now
Stranger: I was kidding haha!
You: So gusto mo?
Stranger: Okay lang
You: I'll let you meet her and her boyfriend. Also my other cousins
Stranger: Uy paunti-unti.
You: ??
Stranger: Tapos sa susunod parents na.
You: Lul!
You: Ipagpapakilala ko kayo sa isa't isa para mamaya sa party magkakakilala na kayo.
Stranger: Okay. sabi mo eh.
You: Halika na
Stranger: Hintayin kita sa baba
You: Okay then.
You have disconnected.
BINABASA MO ANG
Nagmahal. Nasaktan. Nag-omegle.
Teen Fiction"They say that Omegle is a site for bored people. But for her case... she's broken not bored." Epistolary #1