You are chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Asdfghjkl.
Stranger: Okay ba?
You: Ang alin?
Stranger: Yung kanina. Kinilig ka no?
You: GAGO
Stranger: Bakit nanaman?
You: Assuming ka kasi masyado.
Stranger: Sus deny pa. Kinilig ka eh.
You: Mukha kang tanga dun. As always.
Stranger: Hala ang harsh mo talaga sakin.
Stranger: Nakakahurt na.
You: Sipain kaya kita no?
Stranger: Joke lang :D
You: Anong kanta pala yung kinanta mo kanina?
Stranger: Ay nagustuhan niya. Kikiligin na ba ako?
You: Wag assuming! I just don't want to judge the song.
Stranger: Anong judge the song?
You: Ayoko munang ijudge na pangit yung song. Baka kasi maganda naman talaga yung original, you just made it sound like it's crappy.
Stranger: Hala!
Stranger: Ang ganda kaya ng boses ko!
You: Oh dream on.
You: So ano na nga yung song?
Stranger: Cheap Date by Lateeya
You: Ah ok
Stranger: Matutulog ka na?
You: Hindi pa.
Stranger: anong hindi pa?! Matulog ka na! Pasado ala una na oh
You: Di ako makatulog kasi eh.
Stranger: Di ka talaga makakatulog kung nakatutok ka sa cellphone mo.
You: Aish.
You: You sound like my mom now
Stranger: Hindi dad?
You: No. Hindi nagger si daddy.
Stranger: Ay grabe ka talaga!
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: Kantahan na lang kita para makatulog ka?
You: You don't have my number. Bleh
Stranger: Baka may messenger? VM ganun o dikaya call / VC
You: I just figured out
You: Bakit di nalang tayo mag usap sa fb? Friends naman tayo dun?
Stranger: ay ay ay You're enjoying my company na huh
Stranger: Bawal masanay. Nakamamatay.
You: Ano ba yang pinagsasabi mo?
Stranger: Joke hahaha
Stranger: Kantahan kita?
You: Heh no way. I need a decent sleep and your voice won't help
Stranger: Harsh mo talaga sa akin no?
You: Ganun talaga.
You: Matulog na nga ako.
You: G'night
Stranger: HOLY SHIT YOU JUST GAVE ME A GOOD NIGHT I HAVE TO CELEBRATE
You: OA
Stranger: First time to eh!
You: Okay good night.
Stranger: FUCK
You have disconnected.
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