You are chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Asdfghjkl.
You: Nasaan ka naaa?
Stranger: Paalis na ng bahay.
You: It's already five for crying out loud! Dapat nagbbyahe na tayo
Stranger: Wait lang okay?
You: Wala na tayong maabutang bus
Stranger: Edi wag tayo mag bus
You: I left my car! Nasa Baguio
Stranger: Baka may sasakyan ako?
You: Mapapagod ka sa biyahe
Stranger: Baka sanay na ako?
You: Okay then dalian mo na!
Stranger: Okay
You: Dali naaaa
Stranger: Oo na. Paalis na nga
You: Be here in 5 minutes or else
Stranger: Pano kung wala pa ko niyan?
You: I'd kick your balls
You: ---real hard
Stranger: Harsh mo naman
Stranger: Eh paano pag nakahabol ako sa five minutes cut-off mo?
You: Edi hindi kita sisipain. Duh?
Stranger: So, no gain for me eh?
You: you can say that.
Stranger: Dayaaaa
You: Then what? Dalian mo na
Stranger: Peck on the cheeks.
You: SERIOUSLY?!
Stranger: Seriously :)
You: Argh damnit
Stranger is typing...
Stranger: Baba ka na
You: You'll let me wait for you in the cold? Tss
Stranger: No, nandito na ako.
You: WAIT!
You: You asshole
You: You tricked me!
Stranger: Of course not
You: You did!
Stranger: Sus. Dali na kasi.
Stranger: Excited na yung pisngi ko oh
You: WTH?
Stranger: Dali naaaa. Babyahe pa tayo
You: Argh! Fine! Asshole!
You have disconnected.
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