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You are chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Asdfghjkl.

You: Nasaan ka naaa?

Stranger: Paalis na ng bahay.

You: It's already five for crying out loud! Dapat nagbbyahe na tayo

Stranger: Wait lang okay?

You: Wala na tayong maabutang bus

Stranger: Edi wag tayo mag bus

You: I left my car! Nasa Baguio

Stranger: Baka may sasakyan ako?

You: Mapapagod ka sa biyahe

Stranger: Baka sanay na ako?

You: Okay then dalian mo na!

Stranger: Okay

You: Dali naaaa

Stranger: Oo na. Paalis na nga

You: Be here in 5 minutes or else

Stranger: Pano kung wala pa ko niyan?

You: I'd kick your balls

You: ---real hard

Stranger: Harsh mo naman

Stranger: Eh paano pag nakahabol ako sa five minutes cut-off mo?

You: Edi hindi kita sisipain. Duh?

Stranger: So, no gain for me eh?

You: you can say that.

Stranger: Dayaaaa

You: Then what? Dalian mo na

Stranger: Peck on the cheeks.

You: SERIOUSLY?!

Stranger: Seriously :)

You: Argh damnit

Stranger is typing...

Stranger: Baba ka na

You: You'll let me wait for you in the cold? Tss

Stranger: No, nandito na ako.

You: WAIT!

You: You asshole

You: You tricked me!

Stranger: Of course not

You: You did!

Stranger: Sus. Dali na kasi.

Stranger: Excited na yung pisngi ko oh

You: WTH?

Stranger: Dali naaaa. Babyahe pa tayo

You: Argh! Fine! Asshole!

You have disconnected.

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