✯ Twas The Night Before Christmas ✯
2013 Copyright © All Right Reserved By: LadyDawn
Struck it Rich For Christmas This Year
The year before last I strived to be the perfect angel, did my best to make every happy. Went out of my way to help that little old lady cross the street in the pouring rain. Drove my neighbor lady to the store when her car broke down, tied all the children's shoe laces-even taught them how to tie them how to tie it themselves. I was the perfect human in every way imaginable. And to what does the big guy in red bring me for Christmas, but a 19 piece box of pots & pans for cooking and a new apron. As If. This year I have it all figured out. I told the old lady to get her ass across the street anyway she can not my problem throwing her my old broken down umbrella. My pain in the rear neighbor with the Junker from a car I handed her a card with my mechanic's # and told her to finally get the damn thing fixed. And as for all those ignorant children! Well don't get me started. This year for Christmas that fat Bas**d dropped a whole bag of coal down my chimney. Do y'all know how much that shit is worth? Damn I hit the jackpot. No-sir-re-bob. No more being nice for this gal. Let's get it on, wild and wicked all the way! Yeah! Stick it big guy in red. LOL
Merry Christmas Y'all & A Happy New Year Let the Good Times Roll.
Oh and if y'all can't be Merry grab Mary. My Bad.
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✯ Twas The Night Before Christmas ✯
HumorThis is a Christmas book I started last year 2012 which some how I lost from my site. It is a bit over the top for younger readers. Be forewarned. I rated it PG13 and above for your eyes only. What can I say I am a mother of grown children with chil...
