THIS CHAPTER IS SPONSERED BY THE SONG FORGET YOU BY CEE LO GREEN...YOU'LL UNDERSTAND LATER....
(SO ITS THE NEXT DAY AND DRAKE AND NICKI ARE GIVING AUSTIN A BATH)
D-alright son today you gotta learn how to bathe yourself
N-drake he's only two years old!
D-so! he still has to learn!
N-....shutup
A-shutup!
D-OHHH! you taught him a bad word!
N-easy...just say something else!
D-so he just repeats when you say anything with feeling?
N-pretty much...
D-....Mommy's a bitch!
N-mind you language!!
D-i mean.. ummm...Mommy's a meanie!
A-Mommy's a mean bitch!
D-(ROTFL)
N-Daddy chills wit straight up hoes!
A-Daddy is a hoe!
N-(ROTFL)
D-...thats not funny..
N-too bad..we need to talk about that when Austin goes to daycare today
D-...okay...
_______________DRAKE"S THOUGHTS________________
Oh shit! Oh shit! I'm in trouble!
__________NICKI'S THOUGHTS___________________
This niggah really think he slick! WTF
_________AUSTIN'S THOUGHTS_________________
Why is daddy a hoe? What's a hoe?? I think I just made pee-pee...
_________BACK TO REALITY______________
N-Austin!!! Did you just make pee in the bath tub?!!? What did mommy say about that?!! That is a big no-no!
A-Uh-Ohhh... *KANYE SHRUGS*
D-awww nicki don't punish him. He just Kanye shrugged that's adorable!
N-........ANYWAYSSSS help me get this boy out the tub
D-aii
______________2 HOURS LATER AT AUSTIN'S DAYCARE___________
Ms. Brown- Hi Nicki! How ya been girl?
N-Hey Jazzy! im fine i been realgood. Oh! This is Austin's daddy!
D-Hi! I'm Aubrey
Ms. Brown- Hi! I'm Ms.Brown. But you can call me Jasmine.
D-Its nice to meet you Jasmine!
J-You too! so Austin lets go join the other kids
(DRAKE AND NICKI SAY BYE TO AUSTIN AND GO TO A DINER FOR BRUNCH)
____________DRAKE'S THOUGHTS___________________
Daaaamn! Ms. Brown is fineeee as hell!
