[♤]: THE ANARCHIC DELINQUENTS

Chapter 04: "WITCH"

CHAPTER 4

THE BADDEST DELINQUENTS

“WITCH”

WRITTEN BY: VASILISA ROSEMARIE SABINA

“Hey, I missed you,” bati ko sa mga pulis pagkarating namin ng police station.

“Nandito ka na naman. Aba, nag sama pa kayong dalawa,” sabi ng isang pulis. Hindi na ‘ko nagulat kung kilala nila si Alexander. I don’t know kung anong mga rason at dahilan kung bakit suki din siya ng kulungan pero ang alam ko lang, he’s a delinquent too.

“Well, this is us. What do you expect,” sabi ko sa kanya. Nakaposas kaming dalawa ni Alexander but isang posas lang ‘yung gamit. In short, isang kamay ko lang ‘yung nakaposas and vice versa.

“Nagkamali kayo ng ginago bata,” sabi naman ng isang pulis habang umiiling-iling pa.

I nudged Alexander and then nodded.

Tinutukan ko silang lahat ng baril galing sa pulis na hinablot ko. Alexander always has his gun na lagi niyang dala. Hindi na sila nagulat do’n. Nilapag ko ‘yung twenty five thou sa mesa galing sa bra ko, fifteen thou galing sa isa kung bulsa at ten thou sa kabilang bulsa ko. Well, ‘yung pagtutok ko ng baril sa kanila was just addition to the drama. Of course, I won’t kill these bunches of idiotic police. Mga sunud-sunuran sa ‘kin ‘yan basta ba may pera akong inaabot sa kanila.

Tatakas na sana kami or should I say, uuwi na sana kami ng paglingon namin, ‘yung presidente na ang kaharap namin. Ngumiti ako ng malapad ipinaikot ko ‘yung hawak kung baril sa darili ko. Well, he’s the reason why we’re here. The guy at the bar, ‘yung binugbog namin ni Alexander. Anak pala siya ng presidente. I didn’t know that, huh.

“Say hello to the president, darling,” Alexander said sarcastically.

Oh my sexy fiancée—can be my partner in crime.

“Hello, Mr. President. How are you today?” I greeted politely in a ghetto accent pero hindi niya ‘ko sinagot, instead, sinenyasan niya lang ‘yung mga guards niya.

Idiot ten s[u]cker bodyguards, hati kami ni Alexander. I grinned as I saw the police watching us like they’re watching an epic action movie.

I punched the moron one then knife hand strike his neck. 4 more to go? I pulled the moron two then broke his leg and nose after that I turned to the moron three, “Say hello to hell, baby,” I murmured and grabbed the police’s baton and knocked him out.

“Where are the others?” I asked.

“They ran away,” Alexander answered coolly.

Define “bitin”. D[a]mn it. I never said this before but we looked awesome, naka posas pa kami niyan. Humarap ako sa presidente at ngumisi. Ang dapat sa kanya, hindi nire-respeto. Hindi niya kilala ang kinakalaban niya. I could make a coup to bring him down. He’s corrupt and he’s not that intelligent to be a president. Nandaya lang siya kaya siya nanalo. I know. Tsk. He’s an evil too.

“You sh[i]tty president, have the IQ of an annoying four-year-old autistic, smell like a disgusting double dead pig and sh[i]t, got a face that'd blow off an [a]sshole cover! Now shove a f[u]cking hundred pieces garlic in your b[u]tt!"

This was the very first time I insulted the stupid president of ours. What an awesome moment. That’s what you call life. Be bad and live your awemazing life. Be who you are and be brave to speak your mind.

Ako ang batas dito. Ako ang sinusunod ng mga pulis dito dahil mas mataas pa sa sweldo nila ang binabayad ko sa kanila pag nahuhuli nila ako. I’m their what-they-called Lord. They can be my goons if I want to but I don’t need goons because I can take care of myself. I can do anything without sweating.