Tony Stark:
- Arguments about tiny things like who gets to pick the movie when you're both watching television
- Him helping you with homework, but yelling at you if you mess up.
- Long hugs after coming home from missions
- Making pancakes together, but almost setting the house on fire
- Him picking you up and running through the house
- A lot of pictures together
- Your room being bigger than his
- Him bringing you to prom in the Iron Man suit
- Him crying the whole time at your Sweet 16, but saying he has allergies
- Stealing his Led-Zeppelin shirts
Steve Rogers:
- Long hugs and lots of kisses
- Seeing midnight movies together
- Going out and playing in the snow in your pajamas
- You having a vintage Captain America lunchbox and taking it with you wherever you go
- Him trying to braid your hair but failing
- Him giving a tearful speech at your Sweet 16
- Baby pictures of you everywhere in the house
- Going for a jog with him but instantly regretting it because he tries to race you
- Calling Natasha because he has no clue what to buy you when you're on your period
- Helping him decorate for Christmas but he ends up falling off of the roof
Bruce Banner:
- Constantly buying him Bath and Bodyworks stress relief candles
- Buying him a stress ball
- Him having a baby picture of you in his pocket and one right on his desk in the lab
- You being clumsy and him having to clean and bandage your wounds
- You being fully unresponsive when he is talking about different chemicals, then you try to change the subject, but end up failing.
- When he doesn't eat dinner, you wake up early in the morning to make him a big breakfast but end up almost setting the house on fire
- Pretending to be a therapist and listening to him when he has a stressful day
- Having an argument that Pluto is now a planet
- Stealing his lab coats and wearing them to school
- You give him a pillow and blanket whenever he falls asleep in the lab
Thor Odinson:
- Picking up Mjölnir and shouting "Are you worthy enough?!"
- Imitating your fathers accent
- Him trying to make you lunch but ends up giving you a package of poptarts
- Him ordering 60 chicken nuggets from McDonalds and coming home frustrated because he doesn't know what to do with them
- You calling him Rapunzel
- You braiding his hair
- Him stealing your hair brush
- Watching him listen to Beyoncé
- Thinking fake blood in movies is real and getting scared
- A lot of pets
Peter Parker:
- Him being worried about you 24/7
- Pizza for breakfast because he's just that cool
- Him covering your eyes when something inappropriate comes on TV
- You steal his mask and run around screaming "I'm the REAL Spider-Man!"
- Tons of baby pictures
- Embarrassing stories being told about you almost all the time
- Him finding out you have a boyfriend and passing out
- When you get sick he makes you chicken noodle soup but almost spills it all over you
- You get mad at him so you run away to Aunt May's
- Hardcore decorating for Halloween
Peter Quill:
- Him having to break up fights between you and Rocket
- Having dance offs with each other
- He's super protective and watches everything you do
- Forces Gamora to spy on you while you're on your first date
- Stealing his Walkman and saying he left it Xandar
- Taking baby Groot on every adventure
- Stealing his jacket and helmet and running around the ship but Rocket ends up calling you stupid and punches you
- Him having to turn the ship around after leaving you on a planet
- Him having to turn the ship around after you threw Rocket out of the ship
- Him having to turn the ship around after Rocket threw you out of the ship
Clint Barton:
- Day of your prom and your date comes to your home to take you to prom and take pictures and your father grabs them by the face and throws them out of the house.
- Him being afraid of you growing up
- Him begging you not to go to high school but then forces you to school
- Him trusting you to take good care of you siblings and you end up locking them out of the house while you watch television.
- Trying to help him with the farm, and almost getting ran over by the tractor
- Him trying to kill your partner no matter how long you've been together
- You taking in outside animals and naming them after Pokemon
- You constantly calling him birdbrain and he grows mildly frustrated,
Nick Fury:
- Yelling at each other over comms while you're on a mission
- Slapping him when he faked his death
- Putting googly eyes on his eyepatch
- Him pouring ice water down your shirt when he has the chance
- You forgetting to close doors and him freaking out about it
- Telling him he needs to take a Xanax when he's angry
- Watching scary movies with him and he laughs when you run out of the room when there's blood
- Forcing him to watch the Lego Movie
- Putting eyepatches on both of his eyes
- "Since only one eye works, do you only see half of me?"
Phil Coulson:
- Him telling you Captain America stories non-stop
- Him embarrassing you by showing Steve baby pictures of you dressed in Captain America outfits
- Drawing funny stick figures on his paperwork he needs to give to Fury
- You trying to touch Lola but your father yells at you
- Him having a picture of you in his jacket pocket when he goes on missions
- Him refusing to let you be an agent
- He gets you a gun for your birthday
- Getting him a miniature Captain America shield signed by Steve
- Buying him multiple language dictionaries so he can help you learn different languages
- Him doing nothing but taking pictures and crying at your graduation
Scott Lang:
- Calling him Tic-Tac
- Him using the suit to become small and sit on your shoulder during your first day of school
- Learning Spanish from Luis and calling your dad 'El chico de pollo'
- Him texting you in nothing but emojis
- You yelling at him for not letting you use the suit
- You stealing the helmet of the suit and bringing it to school to show your friends
- Cheating at card games
- Trying to make pancakes but they get stuck on the ceiling
- Pranking Luis in his sleep
- You putting stickers all over your fathers suit
Loki Laufeyson:
- Separate bookshelves
- Him wondering what you're doing 24/7
- Getting portraits painted of you for every birthday
- Him treating you like you're made of glass
- You let him borrow your books
- Frigga thinking you're the most gorgeous girl in the universe
- Loki and Frigga fighting over who watches you
- Living with him for so long his Jotun features don't phase you anymore
- Thor sneaking you out of Asgard so you could see Midgard when your father is asleep
- Getting him an "I ❤️ NY" tee shirt
Bucky Barnes:
- Stealing his metal arm
- Writing on his face when he's asleep
- Him calling you silly nicknames when you're walking into school
- Him telling embarrassing stories about you to your friends
- Him calling you every 5 minutes when you're out with your friends
- Buying him colorful magnets for his birthday
- Drawing a smiley face on both of his arms
- Him stealing your hair ties
- Him cursing to himself when he walks throughout the house and you shout 'Language!'
- Getting Tony to help you reprogram his metal arm so the only thing he can do is give the middle finger.
