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thirty-four.

beforew: DUCK THE POLICE 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

bitterjim: t r i g g e r e d

bitterjim: you just ruined my Beauty Sleep. wanna die?

beforew: honestly, yeah

bitterjim: woah uh are u okay?? do you wanna talk about it or something

beforew: can we go back to roasting each other

bitterjim: if that will make u feel better

beforew: DUCK THE POLICE 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

agustd: SHUT UP ITS 3 FUCKING AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND MY PHONE KEEPS BUZZING AND ITS ANNOYING JESUUS

goldjin: someone's cranky

agustd: YES IM FUCKING CRANKY

daddyjoon: hey Fucking Cranky, I'm namjoon!

musclebun: please please do us all a favor and change your nickname

musclebun: I am sick and tired of having to see it

musclebun: and istg if u fucking dare put a eggplant emoji beside it I will put u in a fuccin headlock. don't underestimate me and my muscles

jhate: YYYYYYIIIIIKKKKESSSSS

[daddyjoon changed their nickname to runchranda]

runchranda: okay then! well, I'm just gonna sit here in my feelings

jhate: ok guys but I got a really important question to ask

agustd: hurry I'm gonna go back to sleep

jhate: why are chatroom books always about roasting each other

jhate: Where Is The Love

agustd: because roasting is better than your shitty slapstick comedy

agustd: goodnight fuckers

goldjin: 👀 yikes