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rapmother: MERRY CHRISTMAS I HATE YOU ALL

therealkooker: I love you too, dad!

rapmother: ok since it's Christmas we will all give a tbh to each other ok ok.

themins: ok u start

rapmother: ok

rapmother: yoongi, we've been together since pre-debut. I hated you since

rapmother: seokjin, ur ass is golden. thanks

rapmother: hoseok, go hip thrust somewhere else

rapmother: jimin, stop acting like a hoe. ur not defined by ur fucking abs

rapmother: jeongguk, stop hitting your hyungs you shit

rapmother: taehyung, I understand that you think there are rabbits on the moon, fyi they aren't

rapmother: thanks guys

themins: MY TURN

themins: jimin, you give me great sex, but youre still a shit head also go twerk somewhere else smh...

themins: hoseok, keep doing u. ur perfect

themins: jeongguk, stop hitting me

themins: taehyung, just.........yeah

themins: seokjin, love ur food but can you pls stop trying to make me do dishes

themins: Rap Monster, fuck you

rapmother: what gives man???? i thought we were bros.

handsomepigjin: my turn !

handsomepigjin: yoongi you suck, jimin you suck yoongi's dick, hoseok I love 1 verse in proud of my son, jeongguk when will you stop being a fuck boy, taehyung don't listen to namjoon there are rabbits on the moon, and namjoon I hate you but I love you

cutaepie: REALLY MOM?

handsomepigjin: yes tae

twoseoks: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN DAD

twoseoks: wait I'm older than namjoon

twoseoks: i

igotyesjams: ....anyways I'm about to fuck y'all up with my tbh's.

igotyesjams: yoongi, god bless your mouth, hoseok fuck you for eating all those cookies, seokjin thank u for feeding me, jeongguk learn when to grow up, taehyung ily but ihy, namjoon ur the best leader

cutaepie: JEONGGUK I LOVE U

cutaepie: and the rest of u i love u too but not as much as i love jeongguk

igotyesjams: oh my gd

therealkooker: oH MY gDO

cutaepie: jeongguk will u go out with me

therealkooker: i

themins: bitch u better say yes

twoseoks: what he said

therealkooker: okay..

rapmother: JEONGGUK'S BLUSHING

rapmother: lets stop the Daily Reviews™ and congratulate this new couple that has been conceived

therealkooker: WE DIDNT GET MARRIED

cutaepie: im cyrggin

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MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYSSS