Oh, Green World!

Ten Tons of Rubble

So the riots are pretty much located in D.C., I’ve found.

Oddly enough, it seems like if you abandon people in a time of crisis they flip their shit.

At school they’re starting to really go overboard with sex-ed lessons. We’ve had three assemblies on the transmission of STD’s this week alone, and the administration keeps saying that they’ll make us go to more if they catch any more couples having sex in the bathroom stalls of the school.

I guess the end of the world makes people really horny.

Can’t say it’s happened to me, but I have noticed more guys glance my way.

But maybe they’re just wondering what I’ll look like when my corpse is buried under ten tons of rubble.