No Thanks

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So there’s been this huge movement in D.C. to get the government back up and running. It still does it’s job, there’s still police that overreact and stuff like that, but I guess people want to see the president’s face again.

The president came out of his bunker underground and, in front of a group of thousands of people, was asked by a citizen if he would ever consider coming back, or, if not, renouncing his power so someone else could take over.

He shrugged behind the microphone and said two words before retreating back to his bunker:

“No thanks.”

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