10 GHETTO WAYS TO DIE
1. Not being able to dial 911 because your nails are too long.
2. Twerking on the table and your weave gets caught in the ceiling fan.
3. Pouring cocaine instead of sugar into your kool-aid.
4. Diving into a pool full of liquor and miss the pool.
5. Breaking your neck hitting a back flip when MAURY says you are not the father.
6. Sitting in the front row at a Rick Ross concert when he decides to crowd surf.
7. Getting trampled to death at the Dollar Tree on Black Friday.
8. Playing Taylor Swift in the hood
9. Eating alphabet soup & choke on the D.
10. Getting kicked to death by a horse trying to cut its tail off to use a weave.
11. Choking on a life-saver
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