91. Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
92. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
93. If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
94. Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
95. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
96. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
97. Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
98. Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
99. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
100. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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