Random Shittyness The Pageant

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I came in my dorm and have this s'morres then saw the boys

"Oh thanks mom!"Spul said
"What the heck man !?! "I replied
"What are you all doing in my dorm!?"
"Sitting? ??" Said Asher
"Asher your the crazyest shit ever.."
"WHATS WRONG WITH SITTING!? "

"Shut up!"
"Pp can we please stay here got bored..."said Cazz with cute eyes😢😜
"Fine"I smirked

I exited the room...
I went to lunch and got back saw them wearing clothes of mine

"What the gimme that!!!" I said and putting it back in the wardrobe
'C'mon Pp please so we can have the pageant going🙏👦" Cazz said
"They'll get outta hear if theyre outside soo give em a chance" I thinked
"Okay then.."
"YEY!!!" SAID THE BOYS
"OKAY IM GOING TO GIVE YOU A SINGLE DRESS EACH " i said
"Kk" they said and I gaved them dresses theyre 15 of them

The occasion later
THEYRE 10 OF THE BOYS WHO ARE GOING TO BE PICKED AS 10 LATER
ET THE MODLING BEGIN!!

This is Cazz from his DORM!!!!!!
Hes wearing a yellow dress and shaped like a banana

"What the heck!?" Pewds said
"Hes wearing younr dress and it looks bad on him and smells bad cuz of the bananas" Pewds complained
"IKR!" Nikki said

This is Sonic from HIS dorm...
Hes wearing a black poka dotted dress with black poka dots

This is Jayson from DORMYORK!!
Hes wearing a white dress with blood in the bottom

"Pp this is your clothes right?" Lovestar asked
"Yesh" I said "Have you been killing?" She asked
"Maybe" I replied

This is Luke from the GYM!!!
HES WEARING A PINK DRESS

This is Asher Wurtzback XD!!! From DORM!!!
Hes wearing a silver dress

"Go asher!" Said ashy
"Wait asher Wurtzback? " i questioned myself

This Is Tony from we dont know
Hes wearing a purple dress

This is Spul
Hes wearing a green gown

This is Gray Cipcher
Hes wearing a black dress

This is Caden from WE FORGOTTEN
HES WEARING A FLORAL RED TOP

This is Travis from BEING A RAPIST
HES WEARING A BLUE






MINUETS LATAH....

We will pick 8 of these bootyful men and 2 will go bai bai!
And now Tony,Caden,Asher,Spul,Sonic,Cazz,Jayson,Luke
Please step forward..

You are in the next compitition
Gray and Travis GET OUTTA HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!!

XD

HOURS LATER...

Tony Caden Luke Jayson Sonic OUT!!!!

Now Cazz,Spul,Asher why do you have to have the biggest shit in the room

Cazz "BEACAUSE I WANNA HAVE BIGGER SHIT THAN THIS MADAFAKIN SHADOW!!"

Asher replied "I WANNA BE CONFIDENTLY BOOTYFUL WITH A BROKEN FAKIN HEART!!"

Spul said"Beacause umm... ugh..."

And the person who has the biggest balls in the room is CAZZ!!!

"YESH SHOUT FOR JOY BANANA FANS!!" Cazz said

I had a mistake Asher have the biggest balls in the room

"Yey!!!" The crowd said

"THANK YOU!!" Asher said "gimme that crown whoooo!!!!!!"

Cazz roared like a tiger

"OKAY YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST BALLS IN THE ROOM!!,HERES YOUR DESERVING CROWN!!" ASHER SAID


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