So. The other day I'm pretty sure someone drugged my lunch or something because-
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Me: hey is that Tyler Joseph back there
Friend: (name) no-
Me: HEY SIR ARE YOU TLYER JOSEPH
boy, walking by: what even-
Friend: (name) calm down
Me: IM NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM
other friend: what did she say?
Friend: that she's not as think as you drunk she is um anyways
Me: I LOST A BET TO A GUY IN A CHIFFON SKIRT, BUT I MAKE THESE HIGH HEELS WORK
Friend: (name) that's from a song-
Me: *turns and sticks my leg out* WHO NEEDS ARMS WHEN YOU HAVE LEGS LIKE THEEESEEEE
Friend: (naME) STOP MAKING UNDERTALE REFERENCES
another friend: okay I think she's high we need to test her.
Friend: alright.
another friend: (name), what's 9+10?
Me: hmmmm let me thinnnkkkkk
Me: ...
Me: 24.
Friend: yup she's high.
Me: hey I can't see who's the woman with the boobs??
Friend: (naME) YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT-
Me: yes I did
Me: also who's that ugly person back there
Friend: oh my gOD-
Me: you know what I'm high on?
another friend: skittles?
Me: no
Me: champagne, cocaine, gasoline. And most things in between.
another friend: ...
another friend: (some girl sitting a few seats down from us) I THINK (NAME) IS HIGH AND IM NOT SURE IF SHES JOKING OR IF SHES ACTUALLY ON DRUGS
