thy crazy cat does stuf (3rd Randomness Book)

"HI IM OBAMA"

Obama: Hi, I'm Barack Obama, and I'm here to take away your guns...

Person: No way, dude!

Obama: anD REPLACE THEM WITH GOSH DARN KATANAS!

Person: Wow, thanks Obama!

Obama: ;-;

Person: that wasn't sarcastic

Obama: oh... I can never tell