Rumors Ziall Horlik AU

THREE~ Im Just a Teenage Dirtbag

Three
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Food.

I need food.

I ran down the stairs and sprinted to the fridge. By the time I reached the fridge I was out of breath.

Man I need to get in shape.

I knew I should've joined Liam on the Cross Country team...

I shrugged the thought off and opened the fridge.

Hmm, ham, jelly, butter, NANDOS!!!!!

I grabbed the Nandos bag out of the fridge and put it in the microwave to heat up.

While I waited I made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and ate it in 10 bites, cause Im awesome like that.

After the Nandos was done I took the bag out and grabbed my self a cup and the juice.

I didn't have any hands left so I held the bag in my mouth.

As I was walking out the doorway I saw Greg.

He looked over in my direction.

"Hey! That's my Nandos bag!" He shouted coming closer and closer to me.

I zoomed off up the stairs and ran into my room.

I shut the door and locked it.

"Niall give me my Nandos!" Greg banged on my door.

"Food is my friend. I found the Nandos and now I get to eat it." I replied pouring my juice.

"But I bought it!" the older man whined.

"You should've never brought it home then."

He groaned and I hear him walk away.

"SUCKA!!!!" I shouted while opening the bag and stuffing my face.

Oh yeah did I mention Greg was back from Uni on a holiday? No? Sorry.

I bit into the chicken and moaned at the burst of flavor.

Man oh man how I love my Nandos.

I remember one day Liam asked me a question involving Nandos:

~Flashback~

"Niall?" Liam asks calming down from his laughter.

I looked up to him and Harry and cocked my head.

"Yes?" I asked.

"What would you save? Nandos or me?" he asked.

I pondered this for a minute.

Nandos or Liam...

Nandos was AWESOME and tasted DELICIOUS. Nandos was practically my life source beside you know, other foods.

But Liam was my best friend. He helps me on my rainy days and makes me laugh a lot. I loved him. As a friend you know. Just in case you thought something else...

That would be weird...

Ew...

No offense to Liam though, that would just be plain weird.

"Ummmm I'd have to say... Nandos." I said trying to hold my laughter when Liam's face fell.

"I thought you loved me man." that's when I burst into giggles. Harry joined me an Liam pouted at us.

"You know I love you Li."

"I know I know. Lets just get going now." he pouted.

~Flask back Ends~

I giggled through a mouthful.

Nandos were honestly the best.

The burst of juices that happen once you bite into the chicken.

If you don't like Nandos,

Your an idiot.

No friend of mine!

I finished the rest of the chicken and then moved on to the French fries.

Yummy.

Potatoes.

Cue smiley face :).

Potatoes have to be the best thin on the planet. Other then Nandos and food basically.

I finished my meal and threw the trash out. I put my empty cup that was once filled with apple juice, in the sink and ran back to my room.

I sat at my desk and just sat there thinking.

Thinking about Zayn...

Why was he nervous about askin me out on a 'date'?

Did he LIKE me?

No that's not possible...

The man is obviously straight!

And even if he was gay, why would he fall for me?

I'm just a weirdo who depends on Nandos to live...

I'm also a weirdo who thinks about flying rainbow unicorn potatoes...

An if narwhals are real...

I don't really know of they are...

People tell me they're extinct, some people tell me they're alive...

I DONT KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE!!!!

Narwhals are the best...

Especially the rainbow ones...

Ok COMPLETELY off topic.

Anyway,

Is it a date?

I mean he asked me like it was one...

Will he make a move?

I scoffed at my silly thought.

Of course he's not going to make a move Niall!

He's OBVIOUSLY STRAIGHT!

I hate the word,

Straight

It mocks me.

Straight is something I'm not.

I'm gay and that's who I am!

I'm just a teenage dirtbag.

I was starting to get a headache from all this thinking.

I walked into the bathroom and grabbed two aspirins and filled the cup on the side with water.

I put both pills in my mouth and chugged them sown with water.

I could feel the headache going away a little bit.

I didn't want my dark deep and tortured noggin to bother me again so I decided to take a nap.

I put on sweats and took my shirt off and climbed into my unmade bed and curled up with the pillow.

I closed my eyes and soon fell into darkness.

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Hi!!!

Sorry this chappie was shorter :/

I decided to give you an update before I wrote the chappie for the

ZIALL DATE!!!!!!

Hehe :3

Well I hope you guys enjoyed it anyway!

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