He heard you talking about him to your friends
and automatically assumed the worst.
That he was always forgetting to zip up his pants.
The thought made him panic and he quickly checked himself
so he wouldn't actually make the mistake.
He finally got so paranoid with the thoughts running through
his head that he popped up and scared your
friends so bad that they all passed out.
You were being very animated as you bragged
on and on about how your boyfriend could beat any game
against anyone! He had a burst of confidence and smirked while
sitting on the couch next to you before wrapping his arm around your waist.
Jeff the Killer
You were telling your friends how it bugged
you how he always drank when he was upset.
But...Jeff thought you were talking about the positive side of him.
He made the mistake of walking up to you in a cocky way.
"Yeah...I'm just that amazing!" he snaked his arm around your
shoulder. You facepalmed yourself and your
best friend giggled. "You don't sound so amazing to me!"
You blushed and Jeff was confused.
Your second best friend joined in. "Yeah! ____ was telling us how
you always drink when you're upset!"
Jeff's face went from white to pure red. "I do not!" He protested.
But noone would give in to him.
"Ugh......I need a beer. You guys suck." He stormed into the kitchen.
There was a long moment of silence until your best friend broke it.
"Of course we do........we're not lesbians...." You bursted out
laughing, your friends joining in soon after.
He just stood there in the background and listened
to you talk about him. He acted like he
didn't care but he had a knife in his back pocket just
to be "prepared".
He watched from a distance and listened to you
rant on and on about how you hated that guys never seemed to
pick up after themselves. You came home, expecting to find
your favorite type of mess and grew extremely upset
when it wasn't there... You called for Masky and you sighed with
relief when you saw him walk up to you. You asked him
about it and he shamefully told the truth.