When he catches you talking about him to your friends

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He heard you talking about him to your friends

and automatically assumed the worst.

For example...

That he was always forgetting to zip up his pants.

The thought made him panic and he quickly checked himself

so he wouldn't actually make the mistake.

He finally got so paranoid with the thoughts running through

his head that he popped up and scared your

friends so bad that they all passed out.

BEN Drowned

You were being very animated as you bragged

on and on about how your boyfriend could beat any game

against anyone! He had a burst of confidence and smirked while

sitting on the couch next to you before wrapping his arm around your waist.

Jeff the Killer

You were telling your friends how it bugged

you how he always drank when he was upset.

But...Jeff thought you were talking about the positive side of him.

He made the mistake of walking up to you in a cocky way. 

"Yeah...I'm just that amazing!" he snaked his arm around your

shoulder. You facepalmed yourself and your

best friend giggled. "You don't sound so amazing to me!"

You blushed and Jeff was confused.

Your second best friend joined in. "Yeah! ____ was telling us how

you always drink when you're upset!"

Jeff's face went from white to pure red. "I do not!" He protested.

But noone would give in to him.

"Ugh......I need a beer. You guys suck." He stormed into the kitchen.

There was a long moment of silence until your best friend broke it.

"Of course we do........we're not lesbians...." You bursted out

laughing, your friends joining in soon after.

Eyeless Jack

He just stood there in the background and listened

to you talk about him. He acted like he

didn't care but he had a knife in his back pocket just

to be "prepared".


He watched from a distance and listened to you

rant on and on about how you hated that guys never seemed to

pick up after themselves. You came home, expecting to find

your favorite type of mess and grew extremely upset

when it wasn't there... You called for Masky and you sighed with

relief when you saw him walk up to you. You asked him

about it and he shamefully told the truth.