Creepypasta boyfriend scenarios

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emilovexoxo By emilovexoxo Updated 3 months ago
Noone seems to have done this... so I thought i would :D AND these ARE mine, they're just from my Quotev account, so no i am not stealing these and you cant take them either! ANYWAY! LETS BEGIN
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOOOOODDD
*fangirls*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆEEEEEEEE!!!
Kura……
Well I'm in Canada now so how can I do that
And everyone's dead…
LJ's DEAD… probably… hopefully…
The USA is DEAD… and covered in glitter…
Kura is in a protective force field… its a heart… and the best tombstone ever…
Me:*takes out a bedazzled Davy Crockett*
LJ:waz dat
Me:*gets in a helicopter and flies to Canada*
LJ:WHAT R U DOI-
Me:*blows everything up*I HAVE AVENGED KURA!!!*drinks a bag of chocolate milk*…… always wanted to do this……
YOU THINK APOLOGIZING IS GONNA MAKE ME FORGIVE YOU FOR KILLING KURAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!
……… it will if you give me that king size Mr Goodbar…
RAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
*bish slaps him*
*unsheathes claws**grabs AK-47*
NEKO NEKO SUPER FEVER NIGHT
GO!!
*shoots and claws at him*
……oooh… CANDY!!*takes it*
Num num nu- AH ŚHIT!!
*gets tripped by LJ*
KUURRRAAAAAA!!!!
……… well… dayum… 
EMIKO LEGGO!!
*walks off with my cat Emiko*