“ You b*tch! Give me back my scythe!” Hidan shouted and chased the small, yet strong girl, with a bunch of colourful words at hand (or tougue), around the Akatsuki Headquaters.
“Run, LeeAnn, run!” Her best buddy, Lonestar shouted and cheered her on.
“Stop encouraging her, b*tch!” Hidan shouted and continued chasing LeeAnn, who was victoriously holding Hidan’s scythe in the air.
Soon, Fiona, Lonestar, Rachel, Kisame, Kakazu (OMG!) and Kim was cheering LeeAnn on at the sidelines. Did I mention they were running in circles in the living room?
Suddenly, LeeAnn quickly used her Sound No Jutsu, stunning everyone momenteraily as she shouted, “B*stard!” She then ran to the room she was sharing with Sasori and Hidan and locked herself inside.
“Come out you f*cking b*tch!” Hidan shouted, pounding against the door with his fist after he recovered.
“Bleh. No way, you f*cking b*stard.” LeeAnn said through the wooden door.
“Where’s Lonestar?” Rachel said after a while. Lonestar was nowhere to be found. Except…
“What are you doing to my scythe, b*tches!” Hidan said after realizing she was somehow in there. Anything could happen to his scythe, after all, Lonestar loved to blacksmith her own swords.
“Steel 63%, Iron 13%, Silver (Amazingly)26% and some other metals…” Lonestar murmered and she examined it. But she was actually writing a letter… And LeeAnn? She was in the room comparing the scythe. Soon, their plan would be complete.
~~
LeeAnn returned the scythe to Hidan, saying, “Someone wanted to give you this.” She said as she pointed to the letter.
“Why didn’t you f*cking just give me that without stealing my scythe?!” Hidan shouted as he stormed off to his room.
When he put the scythe to one side, the scythe mysteriously disappeared. Hidan didn’t notice and read the letter.
Dear Hidan,
If you want to f*cking get your scythe back, meet me at the lake near the base.
From,
U know who, you pathetic person who didn’t notice that his scythe disappeared.
Hidan quickly sprang and looked for his scythe. It had really disappeared. Outside, LeeAnn and Lonestar were giggling. LeeAnn was the one holding the scythe.
“ I wil f*cking kill you LeeAnn!” Hidan screams of ‘doom’ rang out. Holding their laughter, LeeAnn and Lonestar ran to the lake. They would have more hell of a laugh later.
“All done, LeeAnn?” Lonestar asked. LeeAnn nodded.
“Shush! Here he comes!” LeeAnn quietly shouted.
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Hidan walked to the lake. He then tripped on a wire, fell and landed in a puddle of mud. Cursing (like he always does), he stood up and continued. He then fell into a pit filled with feathers.
He cursed again and walked on. He tripped on a tree root and fell face-first into the pile of sand. When he stood up again, he saw a scythe, his scythe. But it was spray-painted green with the red words ‘LOSER’ on it.
Cursing again, he snatched up his scythe and washed the mud, sand and feathers off him in the lake. When he came out, a bucket flew through the air and landed on his head. It was filled with black paint. The girls’ main objective: Get Hidan’s hair black.
The two girls behind the bush roared with laugther.
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“LeeAnn! Lonestar! Get to Pein’s office right now!” Kisame shouted from a corridor away. LeeAnn and Lonestar grumbled as they stopped playing their Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 marathon and headed to his office.
“Hidan is part of the Akatsuki. Treat him like an equal.” Pein says.
“But what if he’s bulliable?” Lonestar asked?
“Bulli-what?” Pein sputters.
“Bulliable. The term used if someone can be easily bullied. Like him.” Lonestar
‘explains’.
“Get out of my office. Don’t ever to that again.” He says sterningly.
“Yesss…” Goes the drones of two girls.
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Hidan corners LeeAnn.
“Never ever play pranks on me ever again.” He sternly said.
“Yes…” LeeAnn said. “NOT.”
Hidan smirked. “That’s what I like about you.” He said as he kissed her on the cheek and walked off, leaving LeeAnn stunned.
“HIDAN!!!”
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