Dear Future Boyfriend

31/1/2016 - Sunday

Dear future boyfriend,

I am madly in love with you, though my 16 year old self has not met you yet but I know deep down, I love you.

Confession number 1 -

did you know that I had online relationships before? All because I felt sad and lonely and wanted someone to offer me love besides my own family? Sounds pathetic, I know but you never know, maybe I met you through all these social medias and chatting pages.

Anyways, here are the names of the douches that left me and I'm glad that they / I left them.

1. Alasdair
2. Lukas (Luke)
3. Nathan

Guess what, you're all bunch of pricks. Leaving me and not giving me any attention, well fuck all 3 of you.

Anyways, I do hope you stay with me in the long run, I'm sure I'll be like the best you'll ever meet. I mean, I'm the kind of person who's up for pillow forts, cuddling, movies or anything just as long as I'm with you and we're both happy. But more of cuddling pls

Confession Number 2 -

I have a cuddle pillow and I cuddle it to bed every night in hopes it'll be my future boyfriend aka you. Hey, I know its, again,

pathetic but a girl can dream right? Anyways, when the time comes to cuddle, I'm sure that I'll be the best cuddler ever! And I'm gonna prove it cause I had years of practice in cuddling pillows so you would be no problemo, in fact you'll be warmer than a pillow and that's what I look forward to most.

I also hope we both take insults as a joke cause its funny or the corny jokes even though they're lame.

Confession Number 3 -

I peed myself while telling my own joke. I forgot what the joke was but I told my sister that I was gonna tell her a joke but I ended up laughing all the way while trying to tell her and ended up peeing myself.

I'm embarrassing, I get it haha

I'm writing this through my phone, it's currently a vivo X3s and hopefully I'll upgrade it to a better one. As I'm writing this, I'm just lying down on my cuddle pillow, pretending that it could be your chest and that you were holding me close. My arms feel weird so I'm gonna go now and massage it, unless if you want to help me massage it haha

Anyways, see ya layer alligator ;)

Love,
Marion