Kylo Ren Growing Up

Finding Emo

*kylo is laying on the snow, barely conscience*

Kylo: "Huuuxx! Where yoou? I'm dying!"

Hux: "Kylo! I found you!"

Kylo: "Oh thank Snoke! How did you find me?"

Hux: "Oh I just listened out for the sound of emo bitching and utter defeat and followed that."

Kylo: "..."

Hux: "Sometimes I ask myself why I still go through with this job."

Kylo: "Because you love me?"

Hux: "No. No that's definitely not it. Thinking about it, the base is going to blow up any second now and that doesn't seem like a lot of time to save both of us. Welp! Better you than me! See you in the after life!"

Kylo: "HuX DON'T LEAVE ME TO DIE, YOU HEARTLESS GINGER PRICK!"