four» miley

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you: it's been a month and i still have no proof you're not a creepy old man.

little calum: i could say the same.

you: but if i send u a pic then u could be some creepy dude and track me down.

little calum: tru, but don't u post yourself online anyway?

you: yes, but you're not helping ur creepiness here 

little calum: how about this..
little calum: i just don't want you thinking of me any different.
little calum: and if i show myself you will. i want you to like me for my personality.

you: i do tho or else i would of blocked ur number a month ago lol

little calum: just give it another month?

you: are you pulling some hannah montana shit on me

little calum: maybeee

you: ur new name is miley.

little calum: fine lilly.

you: to bad im a rico girl.

little calum: well i'm a jackson girl :p

you: i can't talk to you then.
you: bye

little calum: did u ever get the money for the concert?

you: i'm working rn for it. i have enough but i want to be as close as possible. fml.

little calum: where are you working?

you: a starbucks on campus. im one of those bitches who spells everyones name wrong.

little calum: oh i h8 u m8 sorry

you: listen it was either work here or nothing

little calum: well what if i buy you tickets? i have money.

you: i could never let you do that. plus my family has money just i wanted to work for something for once. which i regret immensely.

little calum: it's no problem my dad works at a record label and he could hook me up with cheap tickets.

you: thank you, but i couldn't.

little calum: then stop texting me and work lol

you: im on break rn. dont try to get rid of me young man. unless your old, then in that case nvm.

little calum: smh.

little calum: cass?
little calum: did u die?!
little calum: it's been an hour and i'm worried.

you: CALUM FUCKING HOOD JUST FOLLOWED ME
you: CLOISJWIWJA CALUM HOOD I REPEAT THAT BITCH HUST FOLLED ME
you: I CANR BREATH I SPILLED MY DRINK ALL OCER THE PLACE
you: IM GONNA HAVE A PANIC ATTACK IM SO HOPT

little calum: calum from that band?

you: YES IM SO HAPPY IM SORRY FOR ANNOYING YOU IM JUST REALLY HAPPY RN.

little calum: it's ok (: im happy for you

you: I CANT WORK WHILE TEARS STREAM DOWN MY FACE.

little calum: awhhh don't cry

you: HOW CAN I NOT IM SO HAPPY
you: I GOTTA WORK BUT TTYL HOPEFULLY I WONT BE CRYING

little calum: Okie dokie

you: 💗💗

little calum: bye cutie

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