At the time of 1:08pm I opened my fresh packet of grain waves Channing shook his head in disapproval. Disappointed that I didn't want to watch magic chip XXL with him. He was a stripper potato who was just trying to make some money while trying to feed his family and earn enough dosh to finally become multigrain bread. A CEO of the bread world. A millionaire, looked up upon. A real superfood in the eyes of different foods all over the world.
But his mother was against it because she thought that money was the work of the DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, that's right Channing's mum was a fucking Christian
(p.s this is a naughty word ^^) (*shrugging face*)
She was fine just the way things were in her life and didn't want money poisoning it so she decided to hire an assassin to murder her son, who had been poisoned by money. So in the dead of night the hired assassin stalked Channing Potatum, walked up behind him with a deep fryer in hand he chopped Channing up and made him into chips and ate him for bekfast.
What a shame Channing never became a multigrain bread and magic chip XXXXL was never released
The End!
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Alidget
RandomStories made up in science by me (Bridget) and my science buddy (alannah) they may not make much sense but if your looking for a good laugh, here it is. All you need is a piece of paper and a pen. (The bold writing is Alannah and the italics is me)
