Hello my name is Joe and I work in a window factory and along comes the boss and he says to me.
"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe".
"Sorry mate but I don't own a phone!" I said as my boss passed me a slip of paper with his digits on it.
"What if I buy you a phone?" My boss whispered in my ear as he leant across my desk.
"I'm really sorry mate, but I have a girlfriend" I exclaimed with cheepful regret "plus I'm not gay FYI"
My boss leaned impossibly close and whispered "I don't care, I can make you gay."
"So kids, that is why I quit my job at the window factory and became Santa Claus
The End
YOU ARE READING
Alidget
RandomStories made up in science by me (Bridget) and my science buddy (alannah) they may not make much sense but if your looking for a good laugh, here it is. All you need is a piece of paper and a pen. (The bold writing is Alannah and the italics is me)
