Super Duper Short, Short Stories

Adventures of a Ninja Wannabe

My enemy cannot see me. I am invisible. I am invincible. I am a wannabe ninja.

My enemy looks to the left, to the right. He's looking for me, searching for me, hungry for my death.

I am strong though, I easily hide from him. I did say I was invisible didn't I?

My foe makes silent movements, he's good, but I am better than him. My usually clumsy and loud movements I do not use for this mission. Instead, I tip toe not very silently but too quite for my foe to notice; at least I think so.

He stops for a while, sensing for some sort of movement that I might have made. His head turns to my direction and slowly makes his was towards me.

Sweat trickled to my brows, I was scared. Scared that this might be the end. I am still so young.. What about my family? I tell myself then not to let fear conquer me for I must prevail and come out champion, everyone had expected that of me. They would be very sad that I have gone.. What more a good ninja like me?

Silently I crept.. I crept to the next pillar, out of sight. I now know I wasn't invisible in his eyes anymore... I had underestimated him..

The subject moved quickly, possible faster than a bullet. Alright, maybe a little slower than the metal piece.

I quickened my pace now, running for the exit. I reached the door and saw him looking at me face to face. Dayum! I didn't have my shuriken stars with me. Though they were wooden ones, they served the same purpose as the real deal.

I ninja-ed out the door and ran up the stairs. I needed to inform the masters of this intruder. The intruder caught up with me and put up a fight. I defended myself well but there was a little damage which was unavoidable caused around the monastery.

Broken pots, broken vases, eaten doughnuts, a terrified, screaming audience and whatever little things you could think of.

I reached the room where my sifus were having a meeting. I knocked the door and took a quick glance behind, my enemy was nigh.

I opened the sliding doors and shut them after entering the room. I bowed to the ground; a sign of respect to my elders and superiors. The acknowledged me and asked me what the matter was. I told them all about the intruder and they asked for me to show him.

I opened the sliding door and there he was, smiling wickedly and then leaped on me. I screamed like never before. 'SAVE ME FROM THIS COCKROACH!! PLEASE I BEG YOU!!'

My gurus looked at me stunned and started laughing their heads off. My faced flushed a bright red and I tried to cover my embarrassment the best I could.
Pawned by a roach. :/

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First thing's first. I'm so sorry this isn't edited. (To tell you the truth, none of my stories are. :X) So if you spot any mistakes that bother you, please do tell me. I'd change it right away!
Hope you can give me some constructive critisism to make my work better (magically of course!)
I'm planning to write an actual story! I mean.. the long kind. :X I might post an exerpt of it sometime. :)

Whoever you are, yes, you. Thank you for reading this! You're probably the one of three people that actually read this stuff, so thank you! :D Oh yea, thank you God too! I know you know what I'm up too :D

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