The Jerk Theory

The Jerk Theory|Chapter 7- An unknown phonecall

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Yay! The story is back in the 200's!

Let's try for the 100's ;)

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I went up to my room right after the conversation with my mom and grabbed the phone, and dialed ' Fiona's number.

"Wonderland...this is Alice."

I rolled my eyes.

"Hi, Alice it's you cousin Allie, I was wondering if I could Shrek's wife, Fiona."

"I'm not  an ogre!"

 I chuckled into the phone.

"We can never have a normal  conversation, cam we cuz?"

"Nope, It's not possible it runs in our blood."

I chuckled again at her.

"So, mom told me you told her about the plan."

"Of, course I did! You seemed so worried about your parents saying no, so how'd the convo go?"

"Akward."

I then told her everything. From the start of  when JAke was pissing on things, to her mom's boob job then to how she agreed to everything.

"My mom got a boob job?!"

" Well, I'm guessing it was your mom considering that my mom only had one sister.."

" Your mom says the most akward things at times..."

"Tell me something I don't know Fiona."

"Okay, umm you can't  sneeze with your eyes open."

I rolled my eyes at this.

"I already knew that."

' Don't roll your eyes at me!"

"How'd you know I was rolling my eyes?!"

"I have magical powers!" Fiona asid sarcasm dripping from her voice.

"Hey, I  own saracasm and didn't give you the right to use it.."

She chuckled at me.

"Hey, so you got anything else to add to the plan?"

"Yeah, so a player likes a girl worth the challenge right?"

"Fiona, incase you haven't forgotten  I createed the  jerk theory, I know how-to breal one and a challenging girl is number two on the list."

"What's number one?"

"Chopping his balls off."

She  laughed into the phone.

"You really think that by chopping his thing off will work? She said gasping from the laughter.

"Well, if he doesn't have a thing he can't be a player, I don't any girl would want to be with him."

"I would, he  would still be hot., you already know that Allie."

I won't lie , Evan Parker was hot.

Black hair and Blue eyes.

Then add a 6'2 height.

Add muscles and a six pack.

Plus , a boyish grin, a strong jaw.

And the you add  some of his "Talents."

 Captain of 3 varsity teams.

Captain of 3 champion varsity tram.

A great guitar player

And an even better singer.

"Yeah, he's pretty hot." I admitted.

"See, even you like him!"

"No, I don't, he;s hot, I admit that but his personality just destroy's it."

"So, he was nice  and still had the same looks that he has now, you'd like him."

"Maybe, but remeber, once a jerk alway's a jerk."

The phone beeped twice meaning there was another call.

" I have to go Fiona, someone else is calling."

"Alright, bye, cuz."

She hung up the phone and I answered the new  call.

"Hello?"

"IS this Alexis Parker?"

The caller had a shrill to her voice.

Must be a cheerleader....but why is one of the popular's calling me!?

"This is she."

"So, a little birdie told me your moving."

I furrowed my eyebrow's together.

"That is correct."

"Good! I'm sick and tired of you stealing Jake from me!"

"What the  hell?! Jake is my best friend nothing more!"

"Yeah right!"

"I'm not dating him! He's like a brother to me!"

"Well, either way  now that you, b*tch is out of the picture, he can date anyone, andby anyone he means me!"

"I know Jake he wouldn't date a skank like you!"

"But yet he befriends a druggies daughter!"

That hurt me.

I hated me being linked to my father.

"Burn in hell!"
 I yelled then closed the phone.

I  then buried my head into my pillow and started crying.

I was just doing this to break the player.

I was doing this to stop the skanks.

I was doing this to stopped being linked to dad,

I was doing this Fiona.

I was doing this for me.

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Jm