THE BAD GUYS IN: underdog

crime wave in LA/ city hall meeting

(A request from: coollion2873 )

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister,
the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and crazy.
Simon and his wacky henchman, Cad, schemed to rule
the universe. But each time they were foiled by me,
the greatest superhero who ever lived...Underdog!"

♪ When criminals
in this world appear ♪

♪ And break the laws
that they should fear ♪

♪ And frighten all
who see or hear ♪

♪ The cry goes up both
far and near for Underdog ♪

♪ Underdog ♪

♪ Speed of lightning
Roar of thunder ♪

♪ Fighting all
who rob or plunder ♪

♪ Underdog ♪

♪ Underdog ♪

♪ There's no need
to fear ♪

♪ Underdog ♪

"But little did I know my word was about to get awhile lot bigger"

Then in the city hall the mayor and governor Diane were discussing the crime rates.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I come to you this evening
to discuss the growing problem of crime in our city.
Here in front of me" Diane says.

"are files of unsolved cases"

"But we're getting ahead of ourselves. That's me in the uniform. I was raised since I was just a little puppy to fight crime" underdog was just a police dog.

"Never had a family or a place to call home. I was raised with one purpose and one purpose only: to help people, to keep them safe. Nothing was going to stand in my way"

Then underdog started to smell something in one of the boxes.

"Easy, boy"

"However, to the families involved..." it grabs Diane's attention.

"You got something, boy?"

"What was that?"

"Alpha Dog has got a lock on the stage. I think it's the boxes"

"The criminals should not be allowed to keep their own freedom"

"What about the bad guys?"

"The bad guys have changed their ways for the better,  but since the bad guys went good there has been a new mob boss in our beloved city and that someone is responsible for it, a wolf gangster named riff raff " but she was interrupted when she and the mayor had to evacuate.

"Clear the building!"

"Oh dear"

"We need SWAT here, now! Please hurry, your honor"

"Everybody out!"

"Blue team, go, go! Move!"

The swat team arrived as they checked the crate for a bomb.

"No radiation. No metal. Tweezers, and we'll lift.
Easy. Right down the side. Yeah. Slow. And slide"

"I bet you didn't know a beagle's sense of smell
is 55 times stronger than a human's"

But instead was just ham...

"Well, mine's not"

"It's a gift from the American Pork Association.

Everyone including the dogs laughed at him, "I want a full debrief, now"

"Nice work, rookie. You found an exploding ham Quiet, I smell a bomb. You! You should just turn in your tags"